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Beer makes you pee. - Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist — LiveJournal
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Beer makes you pee.
Seems no matter when I get up, I can't get to work earlier than 7:15. I blame the location changes.
I will officially transition on the 18th, just in time for Day O' MeetingsTM, now With More Meetings®. Yeah, new team brings an additional meeting that day. Yay! But, I picked out my new office and get to print photos to put up. I am glad to be able to fully decorate the space.
This weekend looks fun. Finally going to Ale Asylum. Visitors from out-of-town. Maybe a chance to relax after this gorram crazy week?

I had to pee so badly this morning I had pee dreams.
Isn't that interesting?

What of my photos should I put up in my new office?

Current Mood: okay okay

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nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: May 8th, 2009 01:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
I suggest artsy boob photos. It'll send the right message to your new team: The subject matter says party, but the black and white quality says classy party.

Failing that, raunchy boob photos. At the very least you should convey how much you like boobs.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 8th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Either of those would get me fired.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: May 8th, 2009 03:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Fired?

Or...


Hired??

abmann From: abmann Date: May 8th, 2009 03:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Um.. pretty sure I already have the job. So. You know. Anti-hired.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: May 8th, 2009 04:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I once got anti-hired. They drove a hardline on the anti-benefits, but my superior negotiation skillz won the day.

Maybe one of those pictures where the boob looks like something else? Like a flower or something?
chandrielle From: chandrielle Date: May 8th, 2009 01:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
At least you didn't wake up by wetting the bed.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 8th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
I only do that on special occasions.
chandrielle From: chandrielle Date: May 8th, 2009 04:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Here's to a wet night and a dry morning.

-Irish toast
nidea From: nidea Date: May 8th, 2009 01:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
I often have pee dreams...

Photos... super-close-ups!
abmann From: abmann Date: May 8th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Macro slut.
nidea From: nidea Date: May 8th, 2009 04:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Is that the sequel to Macho Sluts?
:)
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: May 8th, 2009 03:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't think his coworkers want to see super-close-up photos of his pee dreams.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: May 8th, 2009 04:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
The scale from the craft shop

Smoking guy with the business section

shevus with the giraffe

something with me. :)

Poe on bed

profile Ginger.
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