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Today was another day. Soon, I'll be cooking French food.
Noooo! I've run out of scotch!
Why, God? Why?

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moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: May 5th, 2009 02:05 am (UTC) (Link)
Because God is employed by Smirnoff. It is His job to make all forms of non-vodka alcohol disappear way too quickly. So forget the scotch and switch to Smirnoff -- the holiest of holy water (until someone else buys God's favor).
abmann From: abmann Date: May 5th, 2009 02:16 am (UTC) (Link)
WHY, GOD? WHY?
slavetopurple From: slavetopurple Date: May 5th, 2009 02:58 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh darn now you'll have to shop for another tasty bottle now. The Glenmorangie Quinta is my favorite at the moment. Then again I don't know how well it drinks when balanced on one's head so feel free to ignore my suggestion.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 5th, 2009 03:17 am (UTC) (Link)
You are being awfully mean to me in my delicate state.
slavetopurple From: slavetopurple Date: May 5th, 2009 03:25 am (UTC) (Link)
If it makes you feel any better the world is getting back at me for my snark by convincing me to open the word's worst Malbec. It's filling me with ennui and the desire to kick Francis Coppola in the shin.
tandu From: tandu Date: May 5th, 2009 03:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Aww? It wasn't that bad...

It wasn't that GOOD...
ardoise_vide From: ardoise_vide Date: May 5th, 2009 12:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
you seem to have a fascination with putting things on your head.
world_rim_walke From: world_rim_walke Date: May 5th, 2009 03:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Indeed he does.
chandrielle From: chandrielle Date: May 5th, 2009 01:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
I have never tried scotch.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 5th, 2009 01:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm a fan. I prefer blended scotches which tend to be sweeter.
chandrielle From: chandrielle Date: May 5th, 2009 02:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think I'm starting to not be a fan of gin. And I have a giant bottle of Bombay Sapphire in the freezer that I've barely touched. It's become my reminder to stop buying things I don't need.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 5th, 2009 02:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Gin tastes like old people. Therefore you like licking geriatrics.
chandrielle From: chandrielle Date: May 5th, 2009 02:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Not good gin, though I'm not sure I want to know why you know what old people taste like.
tandu From: tandu Date: May 5th, 2009 03:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Death's Door Gin is amazing, as well.
slavetopurple From: slavetopurple Date: May 5th, 2009 06:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
I was gonna say maybe if you actually bought good gin it wouldn't taste like old people that need to be kept in the freezer. Once again you beat me to it tandu.
world_rim_walke From: world_rim_walke Date: May 5th, 2009 03:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

If Jack Sparrow was scottish?

"Where did all the scotch go?
slavetopurple From: slavetopurple Date: May 5th, 2009 06:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: If Jack Sparrow was scottish?

When I got him drunk and happy on cream and wine Saturday night I sent your evil French twin to drink his scotch. Don't think he's figured it out yet. Shhh.
world_rim_walke From: world_rim_walke Date: May 5th, 2009 07:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: If Jack Sparrow was scottish?

How nefarious of you. I like it. What's next?
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