I'm Thankful that I'm spending Thanksgiving with the cool part of my family. I won't have two dozen smokers, 10 children and Republicans with which to contend. Plus, I'm getting to cook this year. I shall impress my father with my skillz. And I hve a dishwasher. And beer.
My father is cooler than yours.
Even if he is boring and won't eat half the nifty stuff I'm cooking for appetizers alone.