Nikon releases D5000 and, for once, I don't care or want it! [DP Review]
Farting Office Chair on Twitter. Yes, I'm following it already. [Instructables, Twitter]
Going from Fat to Fit for Good - I really want to believe it is so easy but there are good tips here, stuff I forget. [ZenHabits]
SmartCars "unsafe" when crashed into larger cars at 40mph. [Jalopnik]
And a random photo from the wedding:
This edit just to drive someone nuts...