The Piecemeal Man (abmann) wrote,
The Piecemeal Man
abmann

...these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams



  • 08:05 I have six degrees if separation from myself. #
  • 08:18 I was sucker punched at a seafood bar yesterday. #
  • 08:27 @TheDallas Bon chance, potatohead! #
  • 08:39 @Lady_fox I ate the octopus instead. #
  • 08:40 I need a flask for golives. A flask of bees; that'd be interesting. #
  • 08:43 "Yeah, it is a replica WWII army issue flask" FULL OF BEES! #
  • 08:47 "Can I make your coffee Irish?" FULL O' BEES! #
  • 08:50 "I'm not drunk! You're" FULL OF BEES! #
  • 10:17 Oh no! I dropped my flask FULL OF BEES! #
  • 10:22 If I hold my iPhone over my head I get a slightly better singmal FULL OF BEES! #
  • 10:54 Only 11? Not enough BEES to fill the day. #
  • 11:11 My sister was FULL OF BEES once. #
  • 11:25 Working in a bee mine going buzz buzz.
    Working in a bee mine, whoo got a sting now. #
  • 11:37 Let's kiss like BEES do. #
  • 12:29 got ditched by coworkers who were supposed to tell him about the lunch page. #
  • 12:51 Tentacle condoms are the new kawaii. #
  • 12:54 looks forward to being home in like 7 hours. #
  • 12:58 I got your tentacle needs covered. I'm just as clingy and wet.

    Wait.. #
  • 13:58 And some of us make the Internet FULL OF BEES. #
  • 14:05 I think you're just excited for me to slip you some meat, @Lady_fox #
  • 14:18 @cunningminx you say this now when I'm leaving Chicago tonight! Mean! #
  • 14:47 @iexplainitall Why pretend? Churches have Jesus strung up everywhere. #
  • 14:49 My hand won't stop shaking. Is this a sign I should cut out the cocain? #
  • 14:52 No that's just silly. I just need more smack. #
  • 15:47 {explodes} #
  • 15:52 If I said you had a beautiful badger, would you rub it against me? #
  • 16:49 Oh gridlock! It's been too long! #

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Tags: i am a twit head, twitter
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