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You Want Some Fruit?
PEOPLE. This is very important. This monkey has fruit in its mouth which he is chewing. He would like it very much were you to desist staring at it and kindly retrieve more fruit for him. He is far less likely to enter a rage and murder you in the face were you to do so. Thank you for your time and fruit.



The nice weather from the weekend got me all riled up for some hot, sweaty action.

I have been seriously jonesin' for some running. In fact, right after the now-typical barrage of erotic dreams (thank you f-list for being many attractive peoples), I had running dreams wherein I ran a lot. This is key, this "lot" of which I speak. Because, you see, a lot of running is like seventy runnings, unless it is a parking lot; in which case, it is many more than seventy runnings.

I think this is a good sigh for the future of me but not my running shoes.

But, given the above you can understand the running and dreams. I expect in the next few nights to be having running sex dreams. Hot, sweaty action.

Man, I can feel the endorphins now.
Can you?

If not, allow me to help you. I'm rather good with my hands.
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Current Location: Behind the GIANT MONITOR
Current Mood: jubilant jubilant
Current Music: Stella Soleil - Let's Just Go To Bed

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jackshoegazer From: jackshoegazer Date: February 3rd, 2009 03:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Them be my favorite monkeys!

I would own on were it legal. And they were relatively inexpensive. You know, like people leaving cardboard boxes of them out on the street with FREE TO GOOD HOME scrawled in black Sharpie on the side. And if I were assured it or the cats would not kill eachother.

Yeah.
abmann From: abmann Date: February 3rd, 2009 03:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
I wouldn't trust the tamarin not to steal my shorts. Tricksy little monkey.
narcissuskisses From: narcissuskisses Date: February 3rd, 2009 05:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
He dropped that piece of fruit right after you took the photo. YOU STOLE HIS SOUL!
abmann From: abmann Date: February 3rd, 2009 05:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think YOU stole his soul.
narcissuskisses From: narcissuskisses Date: February 3rd, 2009 06:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
I HAVE STOLEN NOTHING! NOTHING!
abmann From: abmann Date: February 3rd, 2009 06:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Those look like the capital letters of a thief to me.
narcissuskisses From: narcissuskisses Date: February 3rd, 2009 07:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Is this more convincing?

i have stolen nothing! nothing!
abmann From: abmann Date: February 3rd, 2009 07:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Those look like the unemphatic words of a recidivist thief. I'm on to you, sister.
narcissuskisses From: narcissuskisses Date: February 3rd, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
OK, OK, fine. I stole his soul while you weren't looking. THERE, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
abmann From: abmann Date: February 3rd, 2009 07:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm going to have to restrain you so you don't run away before the police arrive.
narcissuskisses From: narcissuskisses Date: February 3rd, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't think we need to involve the police, unless you're into that.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: February 3rd, 2009 06:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think it's hang your head and cry...

No wonder why my heart feels dead inside, it's cold and hard and petrified. Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're goin' for a ride!

I love that picture.

Yay running?!
abmann From: abmann Date: February 3rd, 2009 06:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
I would very much like to investigate this sexrunning dream I'm going to have.
demi_deity From: demi_deity Date: February 3rd, 2009 09:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
All of my running dreams are horrid and scary and I can barely move.

Hmmmm. All of my sex dreams are like that, too.

I have issues. Obvs.
From: ex_hellocth126 Date: February 3rd, 2009 11:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pfft, I don't have running dreams, in my dreams I get awesome stuff like tanks and flying boats and husky sleds to carry me around.
fliege_wasser From: fliege_wasser Date: February 4th, 2009 04:12 am (UTC) (Link)
running and sex, two of my favorite things.
God, I wish my dreams would be that badass, instead I dream about zombies and wake up in a cold sweat realizing that the only way to survive is to make it to northern canada and well.. I have a hell of a lot of ground to cover to get there.

I bet if Nike could somehow find a way to intertwine sex and running we could solve so many problems.
We'd be healthier, happier, less stressed, and we really wouldn't need vehicles and/or gasoline anymore.
abmann From: abmann Date: February 4th, 2009 02:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
NO DOUBT. Most Americans could use some serious runsexin'! Together or otherwise. I certainly tend to be happier when regularly doing both. :/


<leer>
I think experimentation is in order. How do you feel about experimentation, little girl. huh huh huh
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I wouldn't trust northern Canada as safe. They have sausages up there and Zombies love sausage, as you know. Zombies are sausage freaks.
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