- 09:18 King bed good. Insufficient water before bed bad. Grump. Grump. Grump. #
- 12:01 There's nothing i hate more than someone who ruins good spinache with too much dressing. #
- 12:05 WTF is spinache? The pain from spinning too much? #
- 12:24 The nice thing about a well foamed latte is the structure the milk has, stability. This latte is terrible. #
- 12:40 @GoodGrammer Crash a bunch of popular porn sites by inundating them with Rick Astley videos. #
- 12:54 has pink ear phones. You're totally jealous, I can tell. #
- 13:02 Spandex is a privilege, not a right... especially with your ass. #
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