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My own little Apocalypse

Ripple at Dusk
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You never want the apocalypse. All that death and dying and eating of re-hydrated food your mother-in-law, the zealot, bought you for Christmas one year. Sure, Mom, thanks for the bucket of food pellets. It'll go great with the sweater from last year... It tastes like gravel too

I should say, "you never want the apocalypse;" I, on the other hand, relish the chance to expand my culinary horizons. When all hell breaks loose, who will stop me from hunting bear or wolf or... zombie. Zombie apocalypse. If they eat you there's more for me. I guess they could get me too though. But then it's all eating all the time. That may not be too bad, really. Fresh meat? Brains? Organs. Smorgasbord!
So, if you would, keep eating your Beef Wellingtons and Lobster Thermidores. I'd prefer you weren't stringy.

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jackshoegazer From: jackshoegazer Date: December 27th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
What program do you use to futz your photos? Assuming of course that isn't the actual color of the sky, though, according to weather.com, the apocalypse *has* come to Wisconsin.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 28th, 2008 12:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Photoshop CS 2 and Apple Aperture. I think this one was finished exclusively in Aperture. I'm liking it the more I use it though fixing curves is difficult compared to Photoshop.
From: hello_momma Date: December 27th, 2008 09:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
After the apocalypse, the parking will be much better.
jackshoegazer From: jackshoegazer Date: December 27th, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Unless everyone dies during rush hour.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 28th, 2008 12:31 am (UTC) (Link)
But you can move their cars since the keys will be in them!
From: ex_hellocth126 Date: December 27th, 2008 10:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
who will stop me from hunting ear

Mmmm, long pig!

I consume just enough post-apocalyptic media to have this nagging fear in the back of my mind that I should be stocking an emergency room full of weapons and tools and food and other supplies.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 28th, 2008 12:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Woops! Bear.

We have a bucket of apocalypse food given by Fox's mom. That was truth up there. We're gonna have an apocalypse party adn rehydrate some for everyone.
From: ex_hellocth126 Date: December 28th, 2008 12:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Did you get any astronaut ice cream? I didn't even get to try that stuff until last year, when I bought some for myself at the LA County museum. I always begged my dad for some as a kid when we went on tourist trips, and he'd never buy me any because he didn't think I'd like it.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: December 28th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh, eating some of that right now. My girlfriend loves it, so I got us a pile.

When I was a kid, I used to always beg people going to DC bring me back some from the Air and Space Museum.
From: ex_hellocth126 Date: December 28th, 2008 01:59 am (UTC) (Link)
...your icon.

Is.AMAZING!
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