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These are the sorts of emails I send to the QA division...
"Hello QA,

Phase 1B. Can we get any more “in the middle” on Phase 1B? You know, really revel in the “middleness” of the phase and become one with “the middle.” Not that I’m calling your development “middling.” Far from it! I expect yours is anti-middling, which is of course the essence of awesome. Your development is likely so awesome, I want to distill it and put it on toast - Awesome toast. Tell us how awesome your toast is with a confidence survey!"

I sound like the King of the universe of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy....

Then I get responses like this:

OK, after a million times reading your emails and thinking it, I am finally just going to say it: YOU ARE HILARIOUS.

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tener_duende From: tener_duende Date: December 5th, 2008 05:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
You're not savagely berating me at the end of the phase, no matter how well I do; therefore, you are not like the King of All Cosmos.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2008 05:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
D'oh. Cosmos.

Loved having to re-send and recall the message too. Great to look like an ass in the morning.
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: December 5th, 2008 05:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'd rather be the Princes of the Universe.

Fighting for survival!
abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's all gold doubloons and turkey legs until Adrian Paul comes to claim your head.
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techdragon From: techdragon Date: December 5th, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Agreed... The wii is the only game system I have now and well, there has been much Katamari talk on my friends' list so I am totally jonesing for a game.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2008 05:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
You are so right. I think a katamari game would work well on the Wii!
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abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2008 05:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
OH HEY! That came out for the Xbox and I have a Xbox....
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abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2008 06:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
tener_duende From: tener_duende Date: December 5th, 2008 07:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
And I have the game. You can borrow it, if KB's willing to let go of it...
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