The Piecemeal Man (abmann) wrote,
The Piecemeal Man

These are the sorts of emails I send to the QA division...
"Hello QA,

Phase 1B. Can we get any more “in the middle” on Phase 1B? You know, really revel in the “middleness” of the phase and become one with “the middle.” Not that I’m calling your development “middling.” Far from it! I expect yours is anti-middling, which is of course the essence of awesome. Your development is likely so awesome, I want to distill it and put it on toast - Awesome toast. Tell us how awesome your toast is with a confidence survey!"

I sound like the King of the universe of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy....

Then I get responses like this:

OK, after a million times reading your emails and thinking it, I am finally just going to say it: YOU ARE HILARIOUS.

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