Now I'm watching National Treasure 2 which is just.. so. Wow, is it bad. Not that the first one was remotely watchable or anything. Just, wow. It's like watching two speeding trains, one carrying clowns and the other carrying mimes soaked in kerosene. Sure, I could do something about it but I'm just so mesmerized by the potential spectacle.
Maybe the world will implode at the climax. Though that ruins the denouement, I suppose; not that this movie has earned one.
I think whiskey is in order.