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Get your lazy, Apple-loving asses in shape. - Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist — LiveJournal
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abmann
Get your lazy, Apple-loving asses in shape.
I &hearts Apple a Apple hearts you!
Apple files patents for a digital lifestyle fitness companion. The application asks you a series of questions about your current health, interests and goals that then,
    "Once the interview process is completed, the computer-based application would create a profile of the user and a workout regiment based around their feedback on goals and fitness interests. For instance, a user interested in weight training would be provided a work out schedule broken down into warmup cardio exercises and a weight training session comprised of sets, reps and weight levels."

I'd buy that for my iPhone. Patents include a number of monitoring hardware that could track various rates and rhythms and further plug me into the government spy satellites.

*One of the paten screen shots in the article above lists "Pregnancy" as a potential fitness interested.. right along with martial arts. :)

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nidea From: nidea Date: March 27th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pregnancy = more ab crunches before. Fewer uterine crunches during. More ab crunches after.
abmann From: abmann Date: March 27th, 2008 08:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think it's more that I read "Martial Arts.... Pregnancy" and saw a baby in utero with a bandanna and shuriken.
nidea From: nidea Date: March 27th, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

LOL
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: March 27th, 2008 08:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
So how long before they make the iBrother, which is the size of a grain of rice and is installed in your wrist to help show your identity to people who can identify what to sell you?
abmann From: abmann Date: March 27th, 2008 08:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
I pre-ordered mine yesterday.
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