The Piecemeal Man (abmann) wrote,
The Piecemeal Man
abmann

Addicts unite.

Disconnect Anxiety: More excuses to use drugs.

Strongly or somewhat agree with the statement "My cell phone goes everywhere I go

Mean: 3.94 Median: 5 Std. Dev 1.57
0
3(8.6%)
1
1(2.9%)
2
2(5.7%)
3
2(5.7%)
4
8(22.9%)
5
19(54.3%)

Use your wireless device "frequently" at home instead of your home phone?

Yes
22(62.9%)
No
7(20.0%)
I have it grafted to my skin.
6(17.1%)

Strongly or somewhat agree with the statement "When I leave home without my cell phone, I feel cut off"?

Mean: 3.49 Median: 4 Std. Dev 1.57
1
7(20.0%)
2
4(11.4%)
3
3(8.6%)
4
7(20.0%)
5
14(40.0%)

Spend four hours or more using the Internet—work or personal—per day on average?

Yes
24(68.6%)
No
3(8.6%)
Um.. you can do other things?
8(22.9%)

Used IM (instant messenger) in the last week?

Yes
23(65.7%)
No
5(14.3%)
I IMed your Mom this week.
7(20.0%)

Have a Facebook/LJ/Flickr/MySpace/Xoomer/Blogspot/Blogger/Wordpress/Xanga/Other profile that you visit at least once a day?

Yes
30(85.7%)
No
2(5.7%)
Um... all of them?
3(8.6%)

Strongly agree with the statement "assfingers is not as safe as it used to be"?

Mean: 3.76 Median: 4 Std. Dev 1.39
1
5(14.7%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
8(23.5%)
4
6(17.6%)
5
15(44.1%)

Used a laptop in your living room or bedroom in the last week?

I used your mom in the bedroom tis week.
29(100.0%)

Text-messaged on a regular cell or sent email using a BlackBerry, Treo or similar in the evenings or the weekend in the last week?

Duh...
19(55.9%)
Text whater?
15(44.1%)


Questions are from Solutions Research Group. Your score determines if "you are a candidate to feel elevated levels of anxiety if disconnected even for a short period of time."
You're such an addict. geez.

I"ll stick with my prosaic addictions, thanks.
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