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Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist
abmann
abmann
Hello out there
Tell me something.
Anything.

I promise I won't hold it against.
-ABM

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moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: October 12th, 2004 09:55 am (UTC) (Link)
This is a statement.
This is a statement?
"This" is a statement.

Three whole somethings.
Wait, that makes it four.
Five.
I've said too much.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 12th, 2004 10:02 am (UTC) (Link)
I may have to welch on my deal with this comment. Obviously yuo are crazy and should be put down with as much emotion as Old Yeller.

Are you, Rich? Are you yeller?
phoenix_snake From: phoenix_snake Date: October 12th, 2004 10:05 am (UTC) (Link)
I am almost done with my paper
phoenix_snake From: phoenix_snake Date: October 12th, 2004 10:05 am (UTC) (Link)
its due at one
not_a_girl From: not_a_girl Date: October 12th, 2004 10:26 am (UTC) (Link)
I think I would kill a man for steak right now.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 12th, 2004 10:27 am (UTC) (Link)
I know some men that should die.
madolan From: madolan Date: October 12th, 2004 10:30 am (UTC) (Link)
I took Steve Larsen homemade South American gluten-free spiral cookies today, flavored with rum and cinnamon. (The cookies were flavored, not Steve. [Unless he is. I didn't lick him.] I'm not flavored with rum and cinnamon, either.) My sentence construction is poor. Have I split an infinitive? I'd probably care, except you claim you won't hold it against me. Err, wait! You only said you won't hold it against! The object of your holdlessness is merely implied, not stated! And I fell for it! Sneakybunnyman.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 12th, 2004 10:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Indeed this is true. However, unlike some of my college professors I am not one to play with semantics... well, that's not true. When I enter a manic state, which happened hardcore this weekend if you couldn't tell from all my posts, I get rather crazy. I made some strange jokes about my girlfrind's mother's breasts and plstic molds. It was odd.

You can read about my craziness here: lady_fox, assuming you can manage the color/layout choices.

Maybe you should have licked Steve... I could that against you. o_O
djtatsu From: djtatsu Date: October 12th, 2004 10:49 am (UTC) (Link)
The cold medicine I took told me its Non-Drowsy but apparently even cold medicine lies >:\
abmann From: abmann Date: October 12th, 2004 10:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Lies like a robotripping fiend.
In narcotics lies the solution...
o_o
feodoric From: feodoric Date: October 12th, 2004 10:58 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm playing Frankenfurter in Beloit's Rocky Horror this year.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 12th, 2004 11:00 am (UTC) (Link)
I know I'm frightened.
thecoweyed From: thecoweyed Date: October 12th, 2004 11:11 am (UTC) (Link)
I couldn't get out of bed until noon today. That's when my good friend Aleve decided to ease the shooting pains in my womb. After two hours of feeling quite near death (or puking) and shrieking/whimpering (low pain threshold) loud enough to gratify my pain but hopefully not loud enough to draw a crowd. And I love my roommate, for she brings me my Aleve and water to take it with and heats up a heating pad for me.

-TCE
thecoweyed From: thecoweyed Date: October 12th, 2004 11:14 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh, and...

Thanks for the poke about friends who live in Madison. The prollem is getting to the test center. I'm hoping to get leave to stay with Sharaha's mom, who evidently lives right close to the test center and may even be able to take me, or at least point out a cheap cab ride or bus route. Still not sure, though... trying to work all the details out.

TCE
dragonflyknight From: dragonflyknight Date: October 12th, 2004 11:47 am (UTC) (Link)
The governer eats aerosol Cheese.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 12th, 2004 11:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Only on Sundays.
crescent_gaia From: crescent_gaia Date: October 12th, 2004 12:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am still working on my Lit paper that is due at 3:30, I haven't eaten since yesterday around 9 pm, and I'm becoming a Biology major. Oh....and I can't wait until I can just do forumlas and labs next semester, along with spending most semester time down on the Chicago campus.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 12th, 2004 12:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Food is an addiction

Papers are an addiction

Life is an addiction

THERE IS ONLY ZUUL
eevilyounggirl From: eevilyounggirl Date: October 12th, 2004 01:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
At work, I sit up front where all sorts of people pass by. We had a little yellow foam brain sitting in front of me for quite some time, until one day it disappeared. I wrote an empassioned plea to the firm, much to the amusement of several, but noone fessed up to having it.

Weeks later, other promotional toys started disappearing, and I began finding pieces of paper with child-like cursive writing on it.

I think the cleaning lady's kid did it.

And instead of thinking about the cleaning lady's child, and how it's sad that she has to bring him or her (likely him, as the name written in cursive on one of the sheets was Juan) to work over the weekend, all I can think about is getting back those stupid brains (the second also disappeared).
abmann From: abmann Date: October 12th, 2004 01:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
The child is actually a Zombie. Much like your average Chinese Zombie, immature Zombies often have an underdeveloped visual cortex and will get confused when they see brain-like objects. However, your American-borne Zombie does not jump around like a mad fool as per Chinese Zomibe... unless you chop one of its legs off. That's when the fun begins.
phoenix_snake From: phoenix_snake Date: October 12th, 2004 02:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
I won $88 worth of hair products. And the LSSC is manned by 'tards. Waste of my fucking tuition.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 12th, 2004 02:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Demand a refund while screaming "Fuck 'tards! Dey torrk derrr jrbbs!"
fynixsoul From: fynixsoul Date: October 12th, 2004 05:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
I want you to design the graphics for my webzine. I wouldn't be able to pay you beforehand, but you'd get a cut of whatever profits we'd make. Interested?

http://www.godsandgalaxies.com
abmann From: abmann Date: October 12th, 2004 05:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Just so you know, the only art that's even close to original in my journal is the background image I made - the circuit catcher - and the flowers. Everything else is linked from other sites.

I don't really have any manual control to draw things from scratch.
From: sahara_dreams Date: October 12th, 2004 07:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
I have a nanowrimo plot and it pretty much sucks.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 12th, 2004 08:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
I got your nanwrimo right here!

What's a nanowrimo?
darkskywatcher From: darkskywatcher Date: October 12th, 2004 10:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Despite any appearances to the contrary, I am still interested in your life and what you're up to, and read all your posts.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 13th, 2004 06:55 am (UTC) (Link)
\/\/ord
white_elk From: white_elk Date: October 13th, 2004 01:38 am (UTC) (Link)
I miss my best friend...a lot.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 13th, 2004 06:55 am (UTC) (Link)
*hug*
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