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May i interest you in a glow-in-the-dark cat? I thought I could.… - Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist — LiveJournal
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May i interest you in a glow-in-the-dark cat?
I thought I could.


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Tonight! Tonight Barrique's on Monroe is holding a single malt scotch tasting. I'm most likely going to drink and read comics - what with Amazing Comic Guy being right near that coffee shop.
You should join me. Yes, you. The one with the shirt.

Also, feodoric is in town and I am going to force him to come with me.
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abmann From: abmann Date: December 13th, 2007 02:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Just tonight, I believe. He has job interviews today and tomorrow.
jinxedkisses From: jinxedkisses Date: December 13th, 2007 02:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Shirt? I'm not wearing a shirt...
abmann From: abmann Date: December 13th, 2007 02:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
WELL. I guess you don't want any scotch.
jinxedkisses From: jinxedkisses Date: December 13th, 2007 03:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, I guess YOU don't want any shirtless girls.
suibhne_geilt From: suibhne_geilt Date: December 13th, 2007 03:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, if there are shirtless girls involved... I'll pick up some scotch on my way home from work tonight.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 13th, 2007 03:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, that's not true at all!
suibhne_geilt From: suibhne_geilt Date: December 13th, 2007 03:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
You should join me. Yes, you. The one with the shirt.

Crap! I'm wearing a sweater today.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 13th, 2007 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
no scotch for you EITHER.
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: December 13th, 2007 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
It always does me good to know that South Korea is the place to go when you want to create genetic controversy that's destined to open really big cans of worms.

By the way, glo-kitties are nowhere near as cute as the glo-danio:

Cuteness intensified powah!
abmann From: abmann Date: December 13th, 2007 03:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nope. You're wrong. Glowing kitty nose trumps neon fish.
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: December 13th, 2007 03:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
If I wanted a glow cat, I'd:

1. Turn it into a superhero by exposing it to gamma rays, a radeoactive insect, or feeding it tender vittles laced with plutonium.

2. Adorn said cat with enough glow sticks to make him/her look like a feline raver.

3. Paint the cat with blacklight paint and attach a blacklight pen lamp to it.

What good's a glowing kitty? So you know whose butt is sitting on your face while you sleep? The practicality gets a big no-no! Glo-danios FTW.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: December 13th, 2007 05:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
I once tried to become a superhero by exposing myself to gamma rays. My testicles shrank and all my hair fell out and I couldn't keep food down. I called myself the bald vomitor and fought crime from the comfort of my wheel chair where I was roll around throwing up on people and calling 911.

Being a superhero sucks.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 13th, 2007 05:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Maybe you're just bad at BEING a superhero?

Ever thought of that? Huh? Huh?
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: December 13th, 2007 05:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Actually, I think Uncle Ben forgot to call him to tell him that thing about great power and great responsibility. I bet he was too busy making minute rice to care, that delicious dirty rice bastard.
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