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Pigs are great (for porn)
Well, I don't know, Hass. It is respect for the aged day and you're bein' mighty uppity.
Go get me some bacon.

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nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: September 17th, 2007 04:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mmmmm...bacon...that reminds me, I need to make some bacon today...
abmann From: abmann Date: September 17th, 2007 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Get muffin tin.
Rub with butter.
Put bacon in muffin tins around the outside.
Break egg into tins.
Top with olive oil.
Bake at 375 for about 10 minutes.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: September 18th, 2007 04:24 am (UTC) (Link)
I actually meant:

Find Pig.
Slaughter pig with electricity.
Hang pig to bleed/cure for ten days.
Remove belly of the hog.
Remove skin from belly.
Remove stomach lining.
Cut in half.
Brine in a Sodium Nitrate solution for five days turning once each day.
Remove from salt solution and wash.
Smoke for four hours at 160 degrees.
Allow to cool and portion.
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