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Pigs are great (for porn)
Well, I don't know, Hass. It is respect for the aged day and you're bein' mighty uppity.
Go get me some bacon.

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nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: September 17th, 2007 04:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mmmmm...bacon...that reminds me, I need to make some bacon today...
abmann From: abmann Date: September 17th, 2007 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Get muffin tin.
Rub with butter.
Put bacon in muffin tins around the outside.
Break egg into tins.
Top with olive oil.
Bake at 375 for about 10 minutes.
Yum!
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: September 18th, 2007 04:24 am (UTC) (Link)
I actually meant:

Find Pig.
Slaughter pig with electricity.
Hang pig to bleed/cure for ten days.
Remove belly of the hog.
Remove skin from belly.
Remove stomach lining.
Cut in half.
Brine in a Sodium Nitrate solution for five days turning once each day.
Remove from salt solution and wash.
Smoke for four hours at 160 degrees.
Allow to cool and portion.
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