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abmann
abmann
Made for walkin'
Do you all realize the more you poke fun at me the more likely I am to wear a pair of Crocs to your place and rub them all over your shoes?
Bright PINK Crocs.

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quincidence From: quincidence Date: May 31st, 2007 07:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
I did not make fun of you. But heck, who am I to stop someone from rubbing shoes in my house! mmmm shoes....
at least they aren't flip-flops...
abmann From: abmann Date: May 31st, 2007 07:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
You, no. Many others, yes. Beat them with plastic shoes, I will.
quincidence From: quincidence Date: May 31st, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
maybe that is their motivation.. they WANT you to beat them and rubb them....meh, who am I to judge....
But seriously, I hate seeing junky flip-flops...they turn me WAY off
smed From: smed Date: May 31st, 2007 08:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
See... now if you would get bright pink crocs, that would be something. Loud and proud. Not a pair of bashful little shoes that hide under pant legs. Rather those that jump up and slap passers by in the face for not noticing their fantasticness.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 31st, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
And Crocs don't do tis by default? Did you go blind after your wedding? And dumb?
smed From: smed Date: May 31st, 2007 08:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
I haven't noticed anyone wearing crocs recently, short of my neighbor who has been wearing them for years.

I think all of this croc talk has made you surly.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 31st, 2007 08:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Rawr! I'm always surly! Grrr!
smed From: smed Date: May 31st, 2007 09:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
You are not always surly. Or at least sometimes you hide it well.
Jerk.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 31st, 2007 09:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
RAWR!
smed From: smed Date: May 31st, 2007 09:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Rawr to all the freaking clients who want to use Oracle.
That's what you should Rawr.
Is it time to go home yet?
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: May 31st, 2007 08:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Okay Elton John.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 31st, 2007 08:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh Noes! Don't insult me by insinuating a flamboyantly gay, stupid wealthy person! I shall never recovar!!?!??
genghisishippie From: genghisishippie Date: May 31st, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Crocs are the sartorial equivalent of smelling like ballsweat when you're making out with a girl.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 31st, 2007 09:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Those are some grand accusations with zero evidence to bolster. I think you need to run some clinical trials. What are the variables, man?
genghisishippie From: genghisishippie Date: May 31st, 2007 10:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
The variables are YOU SUCK. And so do your shoes.
assfingers From: assfingers Date: May 31st, 2007 10:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
this is the best hypothesis ever.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: May 31st, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!
nidea From: nidea Date: May 31st, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Huh? Is Croc-ness catching?

Did you see the great clog debate?
http://www.dooce.com/archives/nubbin/06_22_2006.html
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