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Fire!
10% of America's states are ON FIRE.
Ok, now I'm not saying global warming is the cause but I would just like to point out that the following states are on fire:
New Jersey
Arizona
Minnesota
Georgia
Florida

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antarcticlust From: antarcticlust Date: May 17th, 2007 02:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm sure this has nothing to do with Jerry Falwell dying. Nothing at all.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 17th, 2007 04:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Why am I in this hand basket and where is it going so quickly?
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: May 17th, 2007 02:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
New Jersey usually has swamp fires. There was a particularly nasty one a few years back. Of course you couldn't tell a month later, though, since new plants grew back over it immediately.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 17th, 2007 04:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh yeah, fire is totally a cleansing thing but this is a ridiculous number of fires for MAY.
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: May 17th, 2007 04:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes, but it surprises me that California isn't even mentioned when we know Northern CA is practically a tinderbox.
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: May 17th, 2007 04:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Plus, is this the fire you were referring to? If it is, I'd think there's something to say about the fact that it was started by a flare, which can put almost anything on fire.
assfingers From: assfingers Date: May 17th, 2007 02:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
my pants are on fire.
abmann From: abmann Date: May 17th, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'VE CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! STOP DROP AND ROLL!!
suburbaknght From: suburbaknght Date: May 17th, 2007 03:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
On the other hand, can't we stand to lose both Jersey and Florida?
abmann From: abmann Date: May 17th, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ramona is in Jersey and Disney World is in Florida. Maybe we can roll Epcot Center to Jersey and save 'mona?
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abmann From: abmann Date: May 17th, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
See, I searched for news on that and found now. I thought it was out now.
Geez.
_yungfuktoi_ From: _yungfuktoi_ Date: May 17th, 2007 04:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
This isn't global warming, you hippy, it's Armageddon. Didn't you get the memo about the Falwell rapture?
From: e_hmm Date: May 17th, 2007 05:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

az

arizona is on fire every summer, its just part of the season. and really, how big of a loss is new jersey?
phoenix_snake From: phoenix_snake Date: May 17th, 2007 08:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
New Jersey burns in the spring because of the winds drying out the pine needles and helping drive the fire.

I TOLD EVERYONE IN NJ THAT THEIR STATE WOULD BURN DOWN 2 YEARS AGO!!!! THIS IS WHAT THEY GET FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME!!!!!!!

I totally celebrated their state catching fire by wearing my NJ forest fire service shirt. It all needs to burn. Its been without fire for 100 years.
thegman169 From: thegman169 Date: May 17th, 2007 10:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Why yes...Florida and Georga are on fire...I exprienced it first hand while in Tampa on the Honeymoon. Pretty sure that the city being covered in smoke and our rental car being covered in ash was not from the heavens!


DAMN YOU FIRES!
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