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Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist
Wow. I never knew it was this easy!
How to become a philosopher.
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eating_dust From: eating_dust Date: April 1st, 2007 05:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love wikihow...
suburbaknght From: suburbaknght Date: April 1st, 2007 08:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
They deleted my request for how to perform an abortion with a coat hangar. I'm thinking about writing a letter.
dragonflyknight From: dragonflyknight Date: April 2nd, 2007 12:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
too many steps, i'll give you the crash course.
Step 1. believe you know something about a topic that has no relevance to anything and is entirely constructed by the people discussing it.
Step 2. tell people your theories on this topic as if they were fact
Step 3. profit!

Thank you.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: April 3rd, 2007 04:23 am (UTC) (Link)
If only I can get that doctorate and professorship, then I'd be a philosopher too.

I <3 Socrates's personal life. The guy had a wife and kids but refused to ever go home. Plus he was ugly.
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