The Piecemeal Man (abmann) wrote,
The Piecemeal Man

Alyska sees the light. Of my Nikon.

I'm going to do my damnedest to leave at 3:45 today. I have a few errands to run tonight and the gym and then... Bliss. :) An entire week off. One week. No work. Amazing.

I just need to last the day.
I just need to last the day
I just need to last the day.
I just need to last the day
I just need to last the day.
I just need to last the day
I just need to last the day.
I just need to last the day

omg. vacat1on!!!1!√121! <stifle>

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalking is illegal. angrybunnyman confronts apocalyptikitty.

apocalyptikitty is stalking angrybunnyman
apocalyptikitty’s REAL name : Georgiann Smy
apocalyptikitty’s REAL DOB : 20th December 1982
Height :156 cm Weight : 48.7 kg
apocalyptikitty has dreamt about you : 4 times
apocalyptikitty became interested in you : 16th October 2004
apocalyptikitty’s latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with apocalyptikitty and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how apocalyptikitty describes your relationship behind your back
‘Things are going great! he still won’t kiss me though in public. he will once I stop calling him in the middle of the night.’
apocalyptikitty’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
apocalyptikitty has stolen your DVD recorder and will only return it once they receive a tongue kiss from you.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In the past year apocalyptikitty has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
If God had a face, he’d look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I’d fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 5 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I’ve just killed someone. Their name is apocalyptikitty. Stop bloody laughing! That’s their real name! apocalyptikitty threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse."
apocalyptikitty’s Police File
apocalyptikitty poses no real threat to society at large, unless of course your name is angrybunnyman. In that case, you are royally fucked.

Testimonies about apocalyptikitty
blackdreams - Ex-priest
‘To be honest there was always something about apocalyptikitty that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.’
nathan_lounge - Naked Meglomaniac
‘Fucks sake! apocalyptikitty’s been stitched up, that angrybunnyman has always been a right scheming fucker. It’s a disgrace.’
graydancer - The Ear Doctor
‘Surprise Surprise, apocalyptikitty’s a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.’
spitefairy - Slap-happy
‘I use the word cunt sparingly - it’s more effective that way. I’ve spent all morning texting apocalyptikitty, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.’

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