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abmann
OMG. WTF. BBQ.
I just heard the most infuriating caller on NPR just now.
She said she was voting "yes" on the marriage ban because, if gay marriage was allowed it would impact the legal rights opposite-sex couples have.

ALLOWING GAY MARRIAGE WILL NOT AFFECT OPPOSITE-SEX COUPLES' LEGAL RIGHTS! WTF???

How is extending the same rights to another group of people changing/reducing/disallowing the rights of those that already have them?
Wait, I know! It means the rights will be less special. Hetero couples everywhere will stop filing joint tax returns and claiming spouses because The Gays can do it too.
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In Funny news:
Stingrays gettin' uppity after successful assassination of Irwin
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British Tribunal upholds suspension
This woman was suspended from her job for refusing to remove her veil while she worked.
Ludicrous.

Now, let me show something that I really believe.
Church <--------------------------------------------separation-----------------------------------------------> State

Not:
chSuTAcTEh

I thought Britain was down with this but I guess not.
Interesting reasoning in the article with which I'm not sure I agree, of course.

Current Mood: angry angry

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suibhne_geilt From: suibhne_geilt Date: October 20th, 2006 03:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
OK. I'm sitting here scratching my head, trying to figure that one out, too. No matter what kind of gymnastics I do, I can't come up with anything.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 20th, 2006 03:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Did you factor "abject stupidity" in there?

If I met someone that believed things like that in person, it came out in conversation... I don't think I'd be able to stop my self from punching them in the head.
minami_neko From: minami_neko Date: October 20th, 2006 03:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

um...

There's some sort of twisted, circular logic that I fail to understand from your post.

Same-sex couples aren't the same thing as gay couples??
abmann From: abmann Date: October 20th, 2006 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: um...

woops...
techdragon From: techdragon Date: October 20th, 2006 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Same-sex? (typo?)

I guess I would be worried if *I* got remarried and kept having the same sex... I would be frustrated. I mean, I expect it to be different from time to time...
abmann From: abmann Date: October 20th, 2006 04:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Greater anger = more errors. :) Fixed it.
kittydesade From: kittydesade Date: October 20th, 2006 04:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hit refresh. Same errors. :p :)
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: October 20th, 2006 04:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lets ban marriage altogether! Those poor heteros have been getting the shaft the whole time.
seventyeleventy From: seventyeleventy Date: October 20th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Let's ban romance! It has only been a tool of the evil Lucifer the entire time!

If we did, we could go back to our traditional amish roots and continue building quality furniture and churning butter.
moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: October 20th, 2006 04:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Butter is delicious. I support your plan.
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: October 20th, 2006 06:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's right, who ever heard of marriage by love obviously does not believe in the predestined order as ordained by God! Marry for wealth, damn it!
moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: October 20th, 2006 05:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think your stingray link points to the wrong thing. Unless stingrays are spreading sleep apnea.

Once again, people have entirely missed the interconnectedness of world affairs. These stingrays have been trained by Al Qaeda to commit small-scale acts of terror. Taking out Steve Irwin was a demonstration of their power. Now nobody is safe. There's nowhere to turn when stingrays start jumping out of the water and stabbing you in the heart. We are in mortal peril.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 20th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Good god, I'm just screwing everything up today. I think cutting back on my coffe consumption is doing it.

Fixed the link. It should take you to the Chicago Tribune.
However, even sleep apnea is linked. Al Qaeda stingrays are making us choke on our tongues in fear.
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