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TODAY IS A LOUD DAY APPARENTLY
We want our money back! WE'RE NOT GETTING FAT ENOUGH OFF YOUR REASONABLY SIZED PORTIONS! DO YOU EXPECT US TO BE FRENCH?????

And the multi-billion dollar diet industry cause of fat Americans.

Applebaum cites expert advice and the multi-billion diet industry as the root cause for America's fat epidemic. "Money is the real cause of America's obesity problem. We have been duped by a $50 billion industry. Dieters are literally starved into failure," he says.



PROOF THAT GOD CAUSES OBESITY

Current Mood: annoyed LOUD

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aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: October 6th, 2006 02:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Woah... Still ugly...

In the meantime...

This was funny, "Paul says he lives by a code that he learned in the Air Force. He won't be intimidated by anyone. His code served him well in his 26 years in the military, where he flew fighter planes, he says.

"It's easy to think, 'Well, it's $46, why go through all the trouble?' But Mr. Paul lives in a different world,"

My first thought was, "Yes, a different world full of assholes!" I'm so glad that somebody grabbed his plates and called the cops. Jerk.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 6th, 2006 02:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, but he still won the case. He ate the food adn still won the case. At least he's paying a dozen times more in legal fees, the frickin' ass.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: October 6th, 2006 02:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Life just ain't fair, you know? It shows, however, the going rate for defending slimeballs in shitty lawsuits is over $500/hour.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 6th, 2006 02:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
More proof that expensive lawyers can get you out of anything in America.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: October 6th, 2006 02:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Including your pants!
abmann From: abmann Date: October 6th, 2006 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Only sexy lawyers can get me out of MY pants. I'm talking sexy klike Portia di Rossi in Ally McBeal sexy.

Too bad she's gay. And not a lawyer. But one of these things can be fixed. :)
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: October 6th, 2006 03:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ha ha ha! She's Mine! All Mine!

Even though I HATE her character on Arrested Development.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 6th, 2006 03:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Damn yous.
You're supposed to hate her character in that sjow. She's a bitch, though less so over the course of season 2.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: October 6th, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
But she's giving the worst name imaginable to open relationships! I can't fathom a worse way of having an open relationship.
suibhne_geilt From: suibhne_geilt Date: October 6th, 2006 02:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
"I'm a Veteran. If I pay full price for five f*cking scallops and less than half a dozen shrimp, THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON!!!"
abmann From: abmann Date: October 6th, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
What exactly is "full price": for a scallop and a shrimp, Mr. Priveledged Veteran Sir?
suibhne_geilt From: suibhne_geilt Date: October 6th, 2006 03:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
"Terrorist sympathizer. You want to live in a country where a man is expected to just accept whatever substandard entree is given to him, why don't you move to someplace like Iran or Umbrellastand or someplace like that where they hate freedom."
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: October 6th, 2006 03:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Umbrelllastand! LOL!
abmann From: abmann Date: October 6th, 2006 03:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's the terrorists that want you fat. Then yuo can't fight for freedom. Therefore, peope that eat too much are aiding the terrorists. You should be arrested and detained as a enemy combatant.
suibhne_geilt From: suibhne_geilt Date: October 6th, 2006 03:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pasta makes you fat. Seafood keeps you healthy and in a fine, fighting trim. Clearly, that's why the restaurant gave me a gigantic plate of pasta, with just enough seafood on it to tease me. They assumed I was some sort of liberal, who would gladly pay for the privilege of becoming bloated on cheap noodles.
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