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Can of Divine Whoop-ass - Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist — LiveJournal
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Can of Divine Whoop-ass
"You have abs like a savior."
What?
"Jesus has good abs,
a six pack full of divine
might."
You're insane.
"You're just jealous that,
like the passion,
you're enflamed with autoerotic
love of the Christ. He is
full of God in the way
Star Wars is full of cheesey
reparté and special effects."
I'm not the one
using erotic and christ
in the same sentence.
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lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: August 20th, 2004 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
:)
moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: August 21st, 2004 07:51 am (UTC) (Link)
I particularly like this one. Christ is totally erotic, yo. I imagine his death was caused by a terrible bondage accident. And thus it was the whores, not the Jews, that killed Christ.
madolan From: madolan Date: August 21st, 2004 08:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Awesome!
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