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Mmm... geekery
Thieving this from darkskywatcher.

Things I learned from Video games!

Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts (snes) - no matter how high you jump, zombies can always eat your crotch.
Final Fantasy x2 (ps2) - if you can't best a challenger, change clothes and try again.
Civilization 2 (pc) - A well placed catapult can still trash the shiniest tank.
SSX 3 (ps2) - Snowboards make your neck invulnerable to breaking.
Final Fantasy 1 (nes) - Poison can't actually kill you, just take you down to 1 HP.
Sonic the hedgehog (sega) - True power lies in wedding rings.
Legend of Zelda (nes) - Fairies are tasty.
Bonk's adventure (TG16) - the bigger your head, the softer you fall.

From fencert:
Rome: total war- Slavery isn't barbaric, it's really, really cool.
Max Paine- Enough Tylenol allows you to ignore bullet holes.
Vampire: bloodlines- Humans are tasty and like being eaten (ooo that sounds kinky)

From seventyeleventy:
Super Mario Bros. (NES): Shrooms that hide in little mystery boxes actually make you a bigger and better person, and open the gateway to all sorts of magic powers.

From diabolic234:
Space Invaders : Shields are for the weak and just get in the way.

Hehee

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seventyeleventy From: seventyeleventy Date: July 20th, 2006 05:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Super Mario Bros. (NES): Shrooms that hide in little mystery boxes actually make you a bigger and better person, and open the gateway to all sorts of magic powers.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: July 20th, 2006 05:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
*grin* That's a good one.
djtaldragon From: djtaldragon Date: July 20th, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
mmmm, mushrooms...

>: )
fencert From: fencert Date: July 20th, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Rome: total war- Slavery isn't barbaric, it's really, really cool.
Max Paine- Enough Tylenol allows you to ignore bullet holes.
Vampire: bloodlines- Humans are tasty and like being eaten (ooo that sounds kinky)

lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: July 20th, 2006 05:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Kinky good...
abmann From: abmann Date: July 20th, 2006 05:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
I still need to finish Bloodlines.

SimCity - when it all goes to hell, drop a fucking monster on 'em.
fencert From: fencert Date: July 20th, 2006 06:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Let me know if you need any hints or pointers. I've figured out pretty much everything there is to do in the game and I'm finishing off the last of the two clans (I've already played through the whole game with the other 5 clans. Ventrue rock, Malkavians are the funniest, but Toreadores just blow through this game. It's funny, I thought they'd be the weakest clan.)
abmann From: abmann Date: July 20th, 2006 06:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nah, don't need help. Just motivation. I prefer to be around people when doing things like playing hames, makes it more fun. But no one likes sitting adn hanging out for hours in the spare rom while I play games.

The problem is I keep playing up to the same point and stopping. It's far enough in that it's a pain to replay. I think I've played it as Nosferatu the furthest. My favorite clan. :)

Makavians are fun. I always give in to the dementation option in the dialogue. :)
fencert From: fencert Date: July 20th, 2006 07:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
You shouldn't let people delete your saved games. Nos are the hardest to play by far. They are denied some of the important interactions because of their monsterousness.

Hint for all clans: sell all the books back to the vendors, then buy them twice! Doubles the cheap skill levels these items grant. Never bother with the high end books, tho'- the intelligence and scholorship levels required are too pricey for what you get.
diabolic234 From: diabolic234 Date: July 20th, 2006 06:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Space Invaders : Shields are for the weak and just get in the way.
abmann From: abmann Date: July 20th, 2006 06:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Those sheilds were pretty useless.
ghent_the_cynic From: ghent_the_cynic Date: July 20th, 2006 10:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wolfenstien 3D - Hitler is a giant neo-gothic robot with twin chainguns.
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: July 24th, 2006 01:40 am (UTC) (Link)

Hope I'm not too late

Zelda (NES): Old men are the most dangerous people in the universe

Super Mario Bros(NES): Death means being catapulted into your own grave.

R-Type: In the future, the most powerful ships in the world cannot land without blowing up.

Final Fantasy 7: Africans will become endangered, but people will still care more about giant cats and psychotic metrosexuals.

Civilization 1: You're not a diplomat unless you dress up like Abe Lincoln.

Metal Gear: Cigarettes are bad for you because they do NOTHING. Binoculars are bad for you because they summon guards.
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