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abmann
abmann
I'm funsized.
My one problem with cycling to work. I'm fuckin' hungry all the time now. Oiy.
I've eaten a (fun sized) bag of pretzels and NACHO Doritos (not gonna eat those again, yuck). Still really hungry.

I need to bring snacks to my office tonight after grocery shopping.

Current Mood: hungry ABM Eat World

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lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: June 12th, 2006 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
I like you.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 04:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Woohoo!
smed From: smed Date: June 12th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Protein man.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 04:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes yes, I know. I had chips available without having to leave the office.
smed From: smed Date: June 12th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
That is excuseable then.
But you can't tell me that your huge glamourous company doesn't have a vending machine or something.
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: June 12th, 2006 04:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
in other words, your metabolism has now reached that of a caffeinated gerbil. Not a bad thing if you eat small, I think. Actually, probably better, from what I remember people saying.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 04:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Not quite, I think. I stil haev some body mass for not having eaten for 20 minutes.
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: June 12th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
That'll all go to the john within the next hour, I imagine.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 05:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ewww...
I hope not. That would be the worst bathroom endeavor EVER.
ohsochewy From: ohsochewy Date: June 12th, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
You need fricking PROTEIN instead of empty-carb snacks like that which will wear off within a very short amount of time. Get some nuts (huh-huh, huh-huh) or some beef jerky or crap like that.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm aware of this. I have access to nothing else.
alibee From: alibee Date: June 12th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
There are about 2k porn-related responses that I am not making.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 04:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
To my response or her original comment. I are confuzzled.
alibee From: alibee Date: June 12th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
To the fact that there is always plenty of protein available when men are around.

Seriously, I'm a perv.
evilevi From: evilevi Date: June 12th, 2006 05:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think he would burn more calories producing that than he would gain by consuming it. Unless you're suggesting he go around asking other men for some creamy goodness, which would be a very bad idea at work.
alibee From: alibee Date: June 12th, 2006 05:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Right.

I think I need some action.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Creamy action, apparently.
Can this protein conversation end if I reiterate that I'm straight?
alibee From: alibee Date: June 12th, 2006 05:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think it's turned more into "Alison needs some lovin'" :P
abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
You're not poly. You'll have to talk to your fiancé. :)
Just in time for a nooner too.
alibee From: alibee Date: June 12th, 2006 05:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
I wasn't trying to imply that anyone else (I mean, except Kate *snort*) should give me any ;) But I realized that it wasn't really your fault in any way (in this post's context) that I went down that path.

Oy.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 05:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Gotta be careful. We employ a lot of hornballs at Chez abmann
evilevi From: evilevi Date: June 12th, 2006 05:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
You'd better get on that soon before your pre-wedding celibacy!

I do not have the appropriate equipment to produce the sort of action you seem to be seeking, Alison. Though I can see how Meshel going on about how I'm "such a man" all the time might confuse you. ;)

abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 04:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Are are lacking question mark....
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abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 05:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
This is a good idea. However, the big problem is that I eat breakfast at work. I dislike breakfast at home especially if I'm hoping on a bike soon after. I shall start buying the more expensive high protein cereals again, i think.
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abmann From: abmann Date: June 12th, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
I have avoided the cookies. This is why I eat pretzels like a fiend. :) I admit the doritos were a curious moment of weakness. I usualy hate them... well, I guess I did in this instance, but still. Not Good Eats.
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