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1 soy pod. Ah Ah Ahhhhh! 2 soy pod.... - Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist — LiveJournal
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1 soy pod. Ah Ah Ahhhhh! 2 soy pod....
Edamame is just as good reheated; though, since I salted them last night (before promptly forgetting to eat them), some are dessicated and tangy. This is not bad, mind. I rather like eating the semi-preserved corpses of vegetables.
How else would I, in a socially acceptable manner, feel like an evil zombie while eating?

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moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: April 3rd, 2006 05:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
An evil zombie, eh? Are there good zombies? What would a good zombie be like?
abmann From: abmann Date: April 3rd, 2006 05:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes. Zombies are, by Hatian tradition, neither good nor eveil. It is the process of making one that is "evil" in most cases. (Though this is debateable depending on the goodness of the person turned to a zombie.) Since zombies have no free will and no soul, they are simply tools for their creator; the person using the zombie may be evil.

Read "The Serpent and the Rainbow" by Wade Davis. It is a very interesting study of Hatian culture.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: April 3rd, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
And a really crappy movie by Wes Cravin.
abmann From: abmann Date: April 3rd, 2006 07:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

Wes Cravin = sold out jerkface

That movie doesn't exist.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: April 3rd, 2006 07:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Wes Cravin = sold out jerkface

Wes hasn't made a movie I liked in the last 15 years. Though i do still want to see Red Eye.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: April 3rd, 2006 05:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
What are you taking? Can I have some?
abmann From: abmann Date: April 3rd, 2006 06:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Soy. It's 99% pure.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: April 3rd, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Like Dove?
abmann From: abmann Date: April 3rd, 2006 06:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dove is 99% pure what?
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: April 3rd, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh man, back in my hood we cut our soy so we can stretch it out. Worth more on the street that way.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: April 3rd, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
The answer you're looking for is BBQ.

Feeding like a ravenous evil zombie is almost required.
abmann From: abmann Date: April 3rd, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes. I also would have accepted chicken wings, per my tagging of tis entry.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: April 3rd, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
But Chicken Wings would have been cheating, since you already gave us that answer.

I like to be original, unique, first of my kind.

I AM NOT A ROBOT!
abmann From: abmann Date: April 3rd, 2006 07:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
You have no way to prove you're not a robot.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: April 3rd, 2006 07:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes I do.
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