Please cease your stock market's nose dive. American Federal interest rates suck, sure, but you're seeing record job growth adn you're cutting $28m checks to Hamas. I should be making money off my newly-increased mutual funds and clearly you're doing pretty well.
Oh, and can I borrow about three-fitty?
PS: I left my cell at home. Please contact via email until 5:30. Then, I'll be with lady_fox and chuzhuzhe.