The Piecemeal Man (abmann) wrote,
The Piecemeal Man
abmann

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Chuck be damned, I want money.

Eh?

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Dear Canadia,

Please cease your stock market's nose dive. American Federal interest rates suck, sure, but you're seeing record job growth adn you're cutting $28m checks to Hamas. I should be making money off my newly-increased mutual funds and clearly you're doing pretty well.

Oh, and can I borrow about three-fitty?

-ABM
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PS: I left my cell at home. Please contact via email until 5:30. Then, I'll be with lady_fox and chuzhuzhe.
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