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Too many sequels!
LET IT DIE, for God's sake.
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lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: March 28th, 2006 05:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Good Lord.

Sad thing is, I'll probably see it. Eventually.
abmann From: abmann Date: March 28th, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Netflix is there for exactly that reason.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: March 28th, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
true, dat.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: March 28th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

The Most Complex Porn Ever!!!

What? Did you see how hawt julia was in the last one? Did you notice how confusing the plot is? Why, if we graph out Oceans 11 and Oceans 12, we can see that this movie will not only be hotter, but will have the most confusingly intricate plot to date. Only Deep Blue will be able to figure out the heist!

How awesome will that be?
abmann From: abmann Date: March 28th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: The Most Complex Porn Ever!!!

Julia is always hawt. You shouldn't say that too loudly lest Jodie hear you.

The Plot was a little convoluted adn annoying. All the work to change the house's height and magically some other guy robbed the house already? Lame.

What I'm inferring is that you want conanmagruder to write a Dairly Land-esque porn with Julia Roberts in it.
abmann From: abmann Date: March 28th, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: The Most Complex Porn Ever!!!

There's a fridaypoll somewhere in all this....
abmann From: abmann Date: March 28th, 2006 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: The Most Complex Porn Ever!!!

PS: Is Final Destination 3 on DVD yet? I want to do a Final Destination movie night...
justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: March 28th, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Blah. yesterday i aw a commercial for Basic Instinct 2.
abmann From: abmann Date: March 28th, 2006 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
iugpisdagen93t79-7bt-v!!!!
justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: March 28th, 2006 07:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Damn straight. And 4645wgwehgrh too!
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abmann From: abmann Date: March 28th, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

I can't believe I'm writing this....

I wasn't aware of new Rocky films. Sadness.

I was aware of the new Indiana Jones movie, expected it in factr. Lucas is giving "fans what they want." Take yoda's battle in Ep whicheva. Lucas got down and was, "OK, I love my fans. I'm going to give them a sloppy blow job." Fans were all, "Whoa, you're pretty good at that" at first. But then Lucas got blinded by passion and all the moaning from people and got too far into it; his tongue started heading for the asshole.

A new Indiana Jones movie is Lucas getting the Gimp out of the cloest.
From: que_emocionante Date: March 28th, 2006 09:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOVE the first one but the second is one of the worst movies ever. why, why, whyyy would they make another. though the lack of julia roberts pretty much rules.
abmann From: abmann Date: March 28th, 2006 10:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ditto that, yo. The first was fantastic adn the second was shit on a shingle... and not even those good shingles, like the ones you hang outside a store. It was one of those wet, brittle, post-katrina shingles that you find embedded in your dog after a bad storm.
From: que_emocionante Date: March 28th, 2006 10:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
hahahaha! well played.
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