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Terrorists like the fatties. - Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist — LiveJournal
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Terrorists like the fatties.
New threat to our safety: Fat women.

From article.
     ...I don't want to offend anybody here, but I've just got to tell you a story.  
     An undercover FBI agent was sitting around having drinks, telling me that the greatest 
     risk to America's safety was fat women.  I said, fat women, what are you talking about?  
     Thinking he was joking. 

     He said, a lot of these terrorists team up with insecure women.  They get married to 
     them, and then their entire family comes in and we can't do a damn thing about it.



And since I didn't say it yesterday, a big FUCK YOU to Governor Mike Rounds. Go back to dealing with tourism. Jerk.
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abmann From: abmann Date: March 7th, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
As well it should. It's ridiculous and extremely insulting.

I know plenty of fat men that could be similarly duped. :)
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abmann From: abmann Date: March 7th, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Are you kidding? Ron Jeremy is a popular cult icon. He can get all the non-terrorist chicks he wants, terrorist chicks too.
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abmann From: abmann Date: March 7th, 2006 03:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
I got the joke. Apparently you didn't find mine funny at all. Ron Jeremy is an scary, ugly fat man that gets way more sex than he probably should!

Jerk.
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abmann From: abmann Date: March 7th, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: I don't so much find him scary...very hairy...but not so scary.

OMG I DON'T WANT ANYONE TYPING ABOUT RON'S PONY IN MY JOURNAL AGAIN!

KTHXBAI!
From: ashegrey Date: March 7th, 2006 05:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
What about all those damned insucure exercise til you have a heartattack skinny chics? Hhhmmm? Don't the terrorists want them?
abmann From: abmann Date: March 7th, 2006 09:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Not enough to feed a family on them bones....
annan_dum From: annan_dum Date: March 7th, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hear hear!!!



Um...on the Mike Rounds thing...not the fat women thing....
justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: March 7th, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ummmm....yeah. Cuz nobody wants a fat chick. And they always eat huge amounts of food, whatever you put in front of them, and are compelte slobs :P
abmann From: abmann Date: March 7th, 2006 09:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG YOU TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!!
grimreaperess From: grimreaperess Date: March 7th, 2006 09:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
...all fat women are insecure?
I hardly think so. The most confidant person I know is quite overweight and damn proud of it, and she's not the only one...it's not really a blanket rule.

The biggest threat to American safety is the American Government.



*waits to be flamed*
abmann From: abmann Date: March 7th, 2006 09:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't think you'll get flamed here. All my friend read my journal. They agree with you...

'Course there are a dozen or so lurkers that I've picked up from who knows where....
grimreaperess From: grimreaperess Date: March 8th, 2006 01:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Cool, I wasn't 100% sure if that was just going too far.

Also, I'm an Aussie, so I wasn't sure if I'd get a whole lot of 'what would you know?!'...
kazac From: kazac Date: March 9th, 2006 01:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Please. Everybody knows fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round.
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