...I don't want to offend anybody here, but I've just got to tell you a story. An undercover FBI agent was sitting around having drinks, telling me that the greatest risk to America's safety was fat women. I said, fat women, what are you talking about? Thinking he was joking. He said, a lot of these terrorists team up with insecure women. They get married to them, and then their entire family comes in and we can't do a damn thing about it.
And since I didn't say it yesterday, a big FUCK YOU to Governor Mike Rounds. Go back to dealing with tourism. Jerk.