The Piecemeal Man (abmann) wrote,
The Piecemeal Man

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    Today I have learned about my workplace:
  1. I am likely the only man that doesn't pee on the damn toilet seat.
  2. I AM the only man that cleans up after himself IF I do pee on the seat. (that was a pile of weird pronoun usage...)
  3. I AM the ONLY person that cleans up after OTHER people pee on the seat.
  4. I hate chocolate chip bagels.

    I can't beleve that I still have to deal with seat pee-ers in the real world.
    I demand a private bathroom!
Tags: bodily functions, bullet entries
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