- Today I have learned about my workplace:
- I am likely the only man that doesn't pee on the damn toilet seat.
- I AM the only man that cleans up after himself IF I do pee on the seat. (that was a pile of weird pronoun usage...)
- I AM the ONLY person that cleans up after OTHER people pee on the seat.
- I hate chocolate chip bagels.
I can't beleve that I still have to deal with seat pee-ers in the real world.
I demand a private bathroom!