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Today I have learned about my workplace: I am likely the only man… - Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist — LiveJournal
abmann
abmann
    Today I have learned about my workplace:
  1. I am likely the only man that doesn't pee on the damn toilet seat.
  2. I AM the only man that cleans up after himself IF I do pee on the seat. (that was a pile of weird pronoun usage...)
  3. I AM the ONLY person that cleans up after OTHER people pee on the seat.
  4. I hate chocolate chip bagels.

    I can't beleve that I still have to deal with seat pee-ers in the real world.
    I demand a private bathroom!

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thecoweyed From: thecoweyed Date: January 2nd, 2006 06:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ech. I never really had a problem with stuff like that until my last year at Beloit... in the basement. Ew. Like, every time I went in there. It was really, really sad.

They make chocolate chip bagels? Yeah, that can't really be good. Chocolate + cream cheese doesn't really add up for me. And it's become almost a requirement, now, that my bagels be compatable with cream cheese. In fact, any day now I'll be ready to kick the bagel altogether and just have cream cheese for breakfast. Then I won't have to bother finding a compatable flavor :)

TCE
abmann From: abmann Date: January 2nd, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
You sound like lady_fox....
You know, I had fewer urine ralated toilet problems in college than I do here. It's uts.

Chocolate chip bagels have no flavor. It may be that the bagel dough is bad to start but it all turns into a dully sweet, watery flavored piece of bread. it may have been better were it toasted.
lerite From: lerite Date: January 2nd, 2006 06:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
You really have to toast them, and you eat them with butter, not cream cheese, and think of them as their own sort of chocolate-toast-thing, and not a bagel, but then they're good.
abmann From: abmann Date: January 2nd, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Why should I need to change my thinking processes to enjoy a bagel? Does this not stike you as a fundamental problem of the food in question? :)
justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: January 2nd, 2006 08:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hi Bunnyman! I'm off again today. Spend the day getting snuggled and destroying my car :)
abmann From: abmann Date: January 2nd, 2006 09:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
You are so mean to me with your days off. Here I am making your job easier by doing mine and you just poke fun at me.

I'm going to eat a donut in retribution!!
justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: January 2nd, 2006 09:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
NOT THE DONUT!!
abmann From: abmann Date: January 2nd, 2006 09:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
TOO LATE!! You have been retributionatedificated.
annan_dum From: annan_dum Date: January 3rd, 2006 06:06 am (UTC) (Link)

bagels

The first time I had a bagel, I didn't KNOW it was a bagel, I thought it was a big doughnut. Traumatizing for a 4th grader to bite merrily into what she thought was a chocolate doughnut only to discover it's a 9-grain bagel.
It was years before I would eat them again.
abmann From: abmann Date: January 3rd, 2006 01:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: bagels

A travesty! A travesty! It's a wonder you're normal. ;)
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abmann From: abmann Date: January 3rd, 2006 01:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
All of these are in relation to my workplace, not the whole world. I'd never be able to pee in public restrooms were the entire world seat pee-ers.
eighthcloud From: eighthcloud Date: January 3rd, 2006 05:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
You know, see, I was going to friend you, and then I got to the part about the chocolate chip bagels... and seeing as I had one for breakfast this morning and the people at the coffee shop save them for me...

it might not work.

;)
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