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I can do them all at once
It's the holidays. Inevitably I start thinking about sin near Xmas, especially when I wonder if I'm on Santa's good list. I know I'm on Mrs. Claus' good list. She's all freaky-naughty.

It's also Friday. I like polls on Fridays, damn it and fridaypoll is defunct.

What's your favorite sin?

L. Ron Hubbard

Describe the ultimate sin machine.

Most sinful?

Likelihood the Scientologists are right

Mean: 1.00 Median: 1 Std. Dev 0.00

A good reason to like Viggo Mortensen.. besides his rugged good looks:

"I'm not anti-Bush; I'm anti-Bush behavior," said the "History of Violence" star. "In other words, I'm against cheating, greed, cruelty, racism, imperialism, religious fundamentalism, treason and the seemingly limitless capacity for hypocrisy shown by Bush and his administration."

From seattlepi.com
I've been reading up on Scientology since Tom "Crazy Thetan" Cruise keeps cropping up in the news. I'd just like to say that the creation myth of Xenu is amazing.

"Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of "renegades", he defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to Xenu. Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of people to paralyse them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth)."

-Wikipedia entry.

Quoting things make me look like I have content with minial time involved. Suffice to say that Scientology is fascinating in the same way watching someone fall from a skyscraper is fascinating.

The Twelve Days of Christmas
for angrybunnyman:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stmonkey_baita box of 'wacky' cuban cigars
2ndgraydancerA world-reknowned sexual teacher
3rdreallybadpoetryA bottle of everyman's Viagara
4thandamarooA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends
5thdarkskywatchera penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE
6thashegreya taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules'
7ththian_unA all expense paid trip to the Red Light District
8threturnofglittera rainbow wig doused in pheromones
9thnot_a_girla rainbow wig doused in pheromones
10thangrybunnymana full-body condom
11thdelennamachooA lite brite with a dirty message inscribed
12thbeloitsta big, sloppy kiss
Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com
( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )

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From: que_emocionante Date: December 16th, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
haha scientologists.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 16th, 2005 03:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Such weird people.
Cruise is OT IV, I think. Operating Thetan 4 which means that he can find the entreatans.. or thetans, I can't remember, that inhabit our bodies. Their pretty much like engrams, chemical pathways that store memories... but aliens.... Chemical aliens?

Yeah, chemicals. I'd believe they're on some sort of chemicals...
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: December 16th, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
As freightening as it is that L. Ron Hubbard started his own religion - think about this - he started his own religion. From scratch. Yeah, it has lots of pseudo-references to Jungian/Freudian psychology and weird aspects of science dreamed up in the 50s, but...

L. Ron Hubbard made up a religion that has flourished and grown without crazy people (arguable) and drinking cool-aid (debatable).

I think we should use scientology as a case study for the development of religions. It's fascinating.
justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: December 16th, 2005 03:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Have you seen the south Park where Stan becvomes a Scientologist?
abmann From: abmann Date: December 16th, 2005 03:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nope. I heard that it was amazing though. :) I'm surprised Comedy Central has been shut down yet.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 16th, 2005 04:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
See, I'm not on there because what I'd give you is even too dirty for this quiz.... ;)
abmann From: abmann Date: December 16th, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think I prefer that. The first time 'round, I got a sloppy kiss from andamaroo. I don't think he can hold a candle to you.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 16th, 2005 04:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Can we go to Barrique's now?
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abmann From: abmann Date: December 16th, 2005 05:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
There's a little more to it than SciFi, but yeah... people seem to dig it.
thian_un From: thian_un Date: December 16th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
woohoo, red light district, here i come! no pun intended.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 16th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
No no, see you got that trip for ME. I get the hookers and the clap.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: December 16th, 2005 07:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Space Hookers and Space Blow!
thian_un From: thian_un Date: December 17th, 2005 04:26 am (UTC) (Link)
wait, you think I'd let you go there alone?
kittydesade From: kittydesade Date: December 17th, 2005 04:54 am (UTC) (Link)
... why am I the only one who took pride?

*uses icon of 'I am god'*
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