It's also Friday. I like polls on Fridays, damn it and fridaypoll is defunct.
What's your favorite sin?
Describe the ultimate sin machine.
Likelihood the Scientologists are right
A good reason to like Viggo Mortensen.. besides his rugged good looks:
"I'm not anti-Bush; I'm anti-Bush behavior," said the "History of Violence" star. "In other words, I'm against cheating, greed, cruelty, racism, imperialism, religious fundamentalism, treason and the seemingly limitless capacity for hypocrisy shown by Bush and his administration."
I've been reading up on Scientology since Tom "Crazy Thetan" Cruise keeps cropping up in the news. I'd just like to say that the creation myth of Xenu is amazing.
"Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of "renegades", he defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to Xenu. Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of people to paralyse them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth)."
Quoting things make me look like I have content with minial time involved. Suffice to say that Scientology is fascinating in the same way watching someone fall from a skyscraper is fascinating.
|The Twelve Days of Christmas|
|Day #||Who?||What they got you|
|1st||monkey_bait||a box of 'wacky' cuban cigars|
|2nd||graydancer||A world-reknowned sexual teacher|
|3rd||reallybadpoetry||A bottle of everyman's Viagara|
|4th||andamaroo||A forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends|
|5th||darkskywatcher||a penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE|
|6th||ashegrey||a taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules'|
|7th||thian_un||A all expense paid trip to the Red Light District|
|8th||returnofglitter||a rainbow wig doused in pheromones|
|9th||not_a_girl||a rainbow wig doused in pheromones|
|10th||angrybunnyman||a full-body condom|
|11th||delennamachoo||A lite brite with a dirty message inscribed|
|12th||beloitst||a big, sloppy kiss|
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