The Piecemeal Man (abmann) wrote,
The Piecemeal Man
abmann

I can do them all at once

It's the holidays. Inevitably I start thinking about sin near Xmas, especially when I wonder if I'm on Santa's good list. I know I'm on Mrs. Claus' good list. She's all freaky-naughty.

It's also Friday. I like polls on Fridays, damn it and fridaypoll is defunct.

What's your favorite sin?

Wrath
2(10.5%)
Envy
0(0.0%)
Lust
6(31.6%)
Pride
1(5.3%)
Gluttony
2(10.5%)
Sloth
5(26.3%)
Greed
1(5.3%)
L. Ron Hubbard
2(10.5%)

Describe the ultimate sin machine.

Most sinful?

Likelihood the Scientologists are right

Mean: 1.00 Median: 1 Std. Dev 0.00
1
15(100.0%)

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A good reason to like Viggo Mortensen.. besides his rugged good looks:

"I'm not anti-Bush; I'm anti-Bush behavior," said the "History of Violence" star. "In other words, I'm against cheating, greed, cruelty, racism, imperialism, religious fundamentalism, treason and the seemingly limitless capacity for hypocrisy shown by Bush and his administration."


From seattlepi.com
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I've been reading up on Scientology since Tom "Crazy Thetan" Cruise keeps cropping up in the news. I'd just like to say that the creation myth of Xenu is amazing.

"Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of "renegades", he defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to Xenu. Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of people to paralyse them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth)."


-Wikipedia entry.

Quoting things make me look like I have content with minial time involved. Suffice to say that Scientology is fascinating in the same way watching someone fall from a skyscraper is fascinating.


The Twelve Days of Christmas
for angrybunnyman:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stmonkey_baita box of 'wacky' cuban cigars
2ndgraydancerA world-reknowned sexual teacher
3rdreallybadpoetryA bottle of everyman's Viagara
4thandamarooA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends
5thdarkskywatchera penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE
6thashegreya taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules'
7ththian_unA all expense paid trip to the Red Light District
8threturnofglittera rainbow wig doused in pheromones
9thnot_a_girla rainbow wig doused in pheromones
10thangrybunnymana full-body condom
11thdelennamachooA lite brite with a dirty message inscribed
12thbeloitsta big, sloppy kiss
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