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Free surliness with every order!!!


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abmann From: abmann Date: December 14th, 2005 02:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hello! Welcome to the Swiss Colony. The holidays are right aruond the corner so don't forget to order by December 16th for ground shiping adn Decembver 20th for expidited shipping.
If you'd like to place an order, press 1.
If you'd like to check your order status, press 2.
If you'd like to order a catalog, press 3.
If you'd like to speak with a Swiss Colony representative, please press 4.
To raise an Elder God, please stay on the line.
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justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: December 14th, 2005 02:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'd stay away from the pancakes. You don't know where they've been :P
abmann From: abmann Date: December 14th, 2005 02:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hello! Welcome to the Swiss Colony. The holidays are right aruond the corner so don't forget to order by December 16th for ground shiping adn December 20th for expidited shipping. We highly recommend our pancakes, which have been featured o FoodTV's "The Best of..." and TLC's "What not to wear."
If you'd like to place an order, press 1.
If you'd like to check your order status, press 2.
If you'd like to order a catalog, press 3.
If you'd like to speak with a Swiss Colony representative, please press 4.
If you'd like to submit to our will, press 5.
To raise an Elder God, please stay on the line.
assfingers From: assfingers Date: December 14th, 2005 02:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
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rianwyn From: rianwyn Date: December 14th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snicker*
abmann From: abmann Date: December 14th, 2005 03:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hello! Welcome to the Swiss Colony. The holidays are right aruond the corner so don't forget to order by December 16th for ground shiping and December 20th for expidited shipping. Our new shipment of earth friendly, skin friendly bajking supplies have just arrived! Bake naked with no chemical worry.
If you'd like to place an order, press 1.
If you'd like to check your order status, press 2.
If you'd like to order a catalog, press 3.
If you'd like to speak with a Swiss Colony representative, please press 4.
To get the naked cleaning action, please stay on the line.
justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: December 14th, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
I need some nekkid cleaning action. My house is dirty!
rianwyn From: rianwyn Date: December 14th, 2005 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
*stays on the line*
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lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 14th, 2005 03:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ooh. I like this.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 14th, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hello! Welcome to the Swiss Colony. The holidays are right aruond the corner so don't forget to order by December 16th for ground shiping and December 20th for expidited shipping. We now provide catnip laced gifts for those special felines.
If you'd like to place an order, press 1.
If you'd like to check your order status, press 2.
If you'd like to order a catalog, press 3.
If you'd like to speak with a Swiss Colony representative, please press 4.
For bombdropular action, press 5
Please stay on the line to hear our classified listings.
moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: December 14th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Name: Your Mom
Billing Address: 6969 Your Mom Way (it's a wide avenue)
Credit Card Number: 6969 6969 6969

Order: chocolate shaped as...you know.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 14th, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dear Customer,

We regret to inform you that wer are all sold out of Your Mom. THis item is especially popular arund the holidays as her nether regions are spacious enough to house an entire homeless community. If you'd like to substitute a different item for you order, please call outr customer service line and key in your order number.

Order Number: 97534975384212134126348549569876987597646351111161638400005685748653842731752753263416327486548

We appreciate your business.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 14th, 2005 04:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
You know that you hung up on me? What kind of customer service is that?
abmann From: abmann Date: December 14th, 2005 04:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
*dial tone*
Hi, you've reached Will. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
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