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Dear World, I am not the Swiss Colony. This should be apparent… - Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist — LiveJournal
abmann
abmann
Dear World,

I am not the Swiss Colony. This should be apparent from the, "Hi, you've reached Will..." portion of my voice mail message. As much as I can be a people pleaser, I'd prefer not to send you copious amounts of gourmet foods in tastefully wrapped gift baskets. Please stop having old women leave me 3 minute long orders in my voice mail box. And as much as I'm tempted to do evil, I do not want to have them inform me of their names, addresses and social security numbers.

No chocolate for you.

&hearts
-ABM

Current Mood: hungry hungry

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lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 12th, 2005 06:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
But... you could order the stuff using all that happy info, and have them send it to US... I like free food.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 12th, 2005 06:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
But I don't like federal crimes....
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 12th, 2005 07:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
You're no fun.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 12th, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Federal Poundmeintheass Prison is BAD!
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 12th, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
You don't always get caught.... ;)
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: December 12th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
NOW BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING,
NOW BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING,
NOW BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING,
AND A CUP OF GOOD BEER!

WE WON'T QUIT UNTIL WE GET SOME,
WE WON'T QUIT UNTIL WE GET SOME,
WE WON'T QUIT UNTIL WE GET SOME,
SO BRING IT RIGHT NOW!
abmann From: abmann Date: December 12th, 2005 06:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
I only have brownies and beer.
But it's not good beer.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: December 12th, 2005 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ahem...

WE WON'T QUIT UNTIL WE GET SOME,
WE WON'T QUIT UNTIL WE GET SOME,
WE WON'T QUIT UNTIL WE GET SOME,
SO BRING IT RIGHT NOW!
abmann From: abmann Date: December 12th, 2005 07:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Ahem...

I thought I gave you some last night? Do we need a repeat performance? Were you NOT satisfied? I'm at your disposal, Ma'am.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: December 12th, 2005 07:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Ahem...

Do I need to get out the Maltov cocktails?

WE WON'T QUIT UNTIL WE GET SOME,
WE WON'T QUIT UNTIL WE GET SOME,
WE WON'T QUIT UNTIL WE GET SOME,
SO BRING IT RIGHT NOW!

(I just love the idea of aggressive Carolers.)
abmann From: abmann Date: December 12th, 2005 07:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Ahem...

chuzhuzhe From: chuzhuzhe Date: December 13th, 2005 11:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's really creepy. I was reading down, and commented on Will's latest post asking what messages he was talking about. I then started singing that song. Then I went to comment here to say "Oh, I get it", and saw that you had posted that.
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abmann From: abmann Date: December 12th, 2005 06:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Tell them to send your samples of all their office equipment. You can't be expected to change wthout thorough testing/border hopping.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: December 12th, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh yes, there are many many opportunities for evil.

Frankly, when I get wrong phone numbers, I typically put people on hold, look up the correct number and give it to them.

It can sometimes take me 20 minutes... ha ha ha. Their dime.
assfingers From: assfingers Date: December 12th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'll go for 2 venison logs... let's see, some of the sharp cheddar spread... the pepperjack sampler... oh yeah! and a pound of muenster. with the optional water crackers.

Do you take COD? Great.
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assfingers From: assfingers Date: December 12th, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
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