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Weekend teaser
    For the average American, the average sex act contains only 3.9 minutes of vaginal penetration - coitus.
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  1. I am doing my part to raise the bar, so to speak.
  2. My weekend was wonderful.

    These two statements may be related, but not nearly as directly as one might imagine.
    There was a Moment, you see.
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    compersion is laughing when you get smacked in the head during a midsleep stretch.
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    I can home Sunday to potentially the greatest thing ever. Fox had cooked all weekend. She made beef stew, eggnog and honey butter.
    Amazing, amazing woman. I'm very excited for lunch today.
    And I forgot the corn bread. Why haven't I eaten my own cornbread yet?

    I am an incredibly lucky man. Even luckier than Marilyn Manson who just got married.
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    SNAFU - Katamari comic. Just silly.
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    And if you complain one small,
    you meet a ahmy of meeeeee.
    -Bjork.

Current Mood: giddy giddy
Current Music: Belle & Sebastian - If You're Feeling Sinister

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abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2005 03:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
First you get the shock rock. Then you get the women.
justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: December 5th, 2005 03:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
At least he didn't marry Rose MacGowan...ewwwwwww....
abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
What's wrong with Rose MacGowan, besides she's clearly too skinny?

justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: December 5th, 2005 03:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
I just don't think she's attractive.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2005 03:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Can you explain? I like exploring other's aesthetics. :)
justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: December 5th, 2005 04:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hmmmm....I think it's her mouth and her facial expressions. They look unpleasant
abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
I rather dislike her overall style. She goes for the weird, retro 50's mother thing. Her hair is not of the right strength to look good wth the part she usually sports. Maybe if she feathered it?

I dislike her mostly because I don't like her acting. But I also dislike Charmed, though it got better when Shannon Dunderhead left. I may be biased.

lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 5th, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I forgot cornbread too. Ah, well... Stew is good.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2005 03:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Any further word on kate_the_bear's visit and this coming weekend?
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 5th, 2005 03:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
No. I've got nothin.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2005 03:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's ok. I still like you.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 5th, 2005 04:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
I hope so.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 5th, 2005 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 5th, 2005 05:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
You're a tease.
annan_dum From: annan_dum Date: December 6th, 2005 07:50 am (UTC) (Link)
"For the average American, the average sex act contains only 3.9 minutes of vaginal penetration - coitus."

State your source, please, I am greatly curious.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 6th, 2005 02:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
At the moment, aetrix9. I only remember to search for the artice at work... which I can't really do.
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