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abmann
Ahhh man.
I've found gray hairs. They're in my beard.
Jerks.

Current Mood: anxious Booo!

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From: que_emocionante Date: November 28th, 2005 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
color them with sharpie.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 09:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

my hair != Sharpie

That may make me a little stoned or dead... dead stoned!
From: que_emocionante Date: November 28th, 2005 09:35 pm (UTC) (Link)

your hair ≡ sharpie. (which would mean, of course, instead of hair, plastic sharpie dreads.)

dead stoned and GRAY FREE!

no really it isn't like beard counts anyway.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 09:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

It's FUNNIER to say my head isn't full of sharpies. :)

Beards don't count?


Your sharpie idea is gaining appeal the more I do some of my work...
From: que_emocionante Date: November 28th, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

sharpiedreads is your new reggae name.

beards are often a strange/different color. they are also the first thing to go gray. thus they should be gotten rid of routinely and are not a problem. see?
abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 09:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ya mon

I like my beard. I look really weird without it.
(I have a butt chin)
From: que_emocionante Date: November 28th, 2005 10:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Ya mon

butt chin!

they do make special beardy dye that won't scorch your face.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 10:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Ya mon

I have never trusted those things. My skin is devious.
Plus, it's two hairs so I'll care when they're noticeable.

Maybe.
justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: November 28th, 2005 09:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
My guy has had grey hairs for 3-4 years now. He dyes his hair to cover it up.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 09:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dying my facial hair might hurt. I have hella sensitive skin. :|
justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: November 28th, 2005 09:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Use "Just For Men Named abmann
abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 09:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
I only wish the work cowtowed to me like that. ;)
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: November 28th, 2005 10:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

like This?

abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: like This?

I bet he's taking that to Steward to put on a show....
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: November 28th, 2005 09:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
HAH!! Old Man.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

If I'm old, what does that make you?

Excuse me? I believe you found a gray hair a few MONTHS ago.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: November 28th, 2005 10:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: If I'm old, what does that make you?

My grey is hidden. Yours is on your face for all to see. Oldie.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 10:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: If I'm old, what does that make you?

Visibility does not negate your decrepitude.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: November 28th, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: If I'm old, what does that make you?

Ah, but it conceals it. That is the point. So there. Oldie.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 10:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
No no. You're suggseting that VISIBILITY of gray hairs makes for an old person, as if you're not old when you have non gray hair. See, you're still old. I may have gray hairs that people could (potentially) see, oyou stall have 2.5 years on me. You've got a foot in the grave already.

Jerk
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: November 28th, 2005 10:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
I may have a foot in the grave, but that's because there's a party there. And you're still an oldie. Oldie.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Now you're just gettin' non-sensical.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: November 28th, 2005 10:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
quit your whining...

Grey = maturity.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 28th, 2005 10:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

Assuming you're right....

Explain Kreskin.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: November 28th, 2005 10:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Assuming you're right....

Maturity != psychic abilities.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: November 28th, 2005 10:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Assuming you're right....

And vice versa...

Psychic abilities != maturity.
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