“I don't believe most people who aren't Christian are offended by the words ‘Merry Christmas,'” he said on his Nov. 9 show. “I think those people are nuts. I think you're crazy if you're offended by the words ‘Merry Christmas.'”
Why is it that every year, certain religions crusade for forcing sales clerks to say "Merry Christmas?" Why do certain religious groups get offended when sales clerks say "Happy Holidays" to you as you check out.
Why are people so fucking stupid??
I think my new holiday greeting should be "Worship Satan!" because apparently that's what crazy religious groups hear when you jesus don't pad every jesus third word with jesus Jesus for this and jesus next month. Jesus.
Force Jesus into this, and I'll convert.