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Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist
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Tuesday morning sex therapy.
The first two parts plagiarized blatantly from justphoenix. The rest is my insanity.

During a recent Senate hearing on the harmfulness of porn (boo!) Sen. Sam Brownback advocated "a federal public education campaign...to inform Americans about the dangers of watching explicit sex."

Men's Fitness magazine did a nationwide survey of sex practices. Among their findings, North Dakota has the horniest women, and Alaska has the horniest men.

Both senators from ND are men and AK's senators are a man and a women.
Maybe if we had better horniness representation in the government, we'd move further from this sort of ridiculousness.
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Oh, yeah. I'm still alive but work has eaten my face. And hands. I can't type.
And I forgot my cell phone at home. Email me if you need me.

Current Mood: busy busy
Current Music: I forgot about it.

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justphoenix From: justphoenix Date: November 22nd, 2005 04:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Work ate your face? Are you playing with those necrotizing fasciitis bacteria again?!
abmann From: abmann Date: November 22nd, 2005 05:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
They're fun! It's not everyday you get to poke or prod mean bacteria... unless you live in Canada. Apparently Canada has 30-200 cases of flesh eating bacteria every year. Sadly, only 30% are fatal.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: November 22nd, 2005 04:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
But... I like your face. And hands. Well... at least one of them. Get them back!
abmann From: abmann Date: November 22nd, 2005 05:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Vibro hands!
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 7th, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes. Yes they are.
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