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Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist
abmann
abmann
Simple logic.
It is a New Hire Day.
I have doughnuts (donuts).

Current Mood: rushed sugar-infused

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From: que_emocionante Date: November 7th, 2005 02:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

hilariously i am mostly sincere

nothing like a therefore symbol to start the day!
abmann From: abmann Date: November 7th, 2005 02:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: hilariously i am mostly sincere

Damn stright. Surprisingly hard to find. I had to click next page on GIS THREE TIMES.
My life is so hard some days.
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abmann From: abmann Date: November 7th, 2005 02:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am Teh GR3@73ST!
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abmann From: abmann Date: November 7th, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: November 7th, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
j00r l0g1c d035n'7 f0ll0\/\/, h1pp13
abmann From: abmann Date: November 7th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Within context of working at Epic, it sure as hell does.

J3R|
moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: November 7th, 2005 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pfft. You need more premises.

If it is a new hire day, then Will has donuts.
It is a new hire day.
Therefore, Will has donuts.

OR

If Will can't perfom modus ponens, then he has donuts.
Will can't perform modus ponens.
Therefore, Will has donuts.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 7th, 2005 03:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think it looks prettier as

It is New Hire day.  If it is New Hire day, Will has doughnuts.
                     Will has doughnuts.
moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: November 7th, 2005 03:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
I dunno, man. That looks a lot like a fraction. Fractions, as a rule, aren't sexy. Unless they're like 6/9 or something. But then there's still a bar between the numbers. No, fractions cannot be sexy.

It would be sexy if I were using actual symbols rather than words. Alas, I don't know how to use delicious symbols on the internets.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: November 7th, 2005 03:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mm. I want donuts.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 7th, 2005 03:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Now I'm regretting it. Too much sugar.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: November 7th, 2005 04:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
:(
shortcakeness From: shortcakeness Date: November 8th, 2005 05:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Ooh ooh! Hire me!
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