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abmann
I hearts good nights.
Feeling way too perky for having 4.5 hours of sleep!
Morning!
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Morning meme!
(blame delennamachoo)

You Are A: Pony!

ponyWho doesn't love a pony? You are one of these miniature horses, renown for your beauty and desired by many. Full of grace, you are a beautiful and very special animal, full of strength and majesty.

You were almost a: Groundhog or a Puppy
You are least like a: Turtle or a ChipmunkThe Cute Animals Quiz

Found out yesterday that Graydancer(not work safe) is doing a Shibari demonstration at The Inferno tonight. I am sad to have found out so late but still happy to go to dancing with lady_fox, phoenix_snake, and feodoric. I think attempts are being made to do both.

Ohh. Neat! No cover if you show in oriental style clothing. :)
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I just had to coordinate testing conversions and ppoints for two applications because my TL doesn't seem to do it (as I figured he's supposed to).

Why am I not designated a TL yet?

Current Mood: chipper chipper

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abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 12:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Best cure for cramps is an orgasm. Please consult delisammich as I don't think you're much for men.
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abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 01:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
I never considered ponies "majestic" so much as "studdy" and "abused-by-little-girls." I don't think I fit as pony by my definition.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: September 16th, 2005 01:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
If you put your knuckles just above your pubic bone and make like you're kneading bread, it typically relaxes your uterus and will help the cramps go away. That's what I do at least...
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aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: September 16th, 2005 01:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm terrible but I think to myself, "Hey! IT's better than having a penis."
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aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: September 16th, 2005 02:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
If you don't mind me asking, are you taking hormone therapy for it? I had a friend with polycystic ovaries and starting a ultra-low dose pill helped her immensely. Problem was, however, in our close-minded little Christian community she was ostrasized for using "birth control" at the age of 15, even though it was a treatment for a medical disorder.

Gods, I look back on those ignorant fucks and wonder... But then I goto my 5 year high school reunion and see them all with ugly, snot-nosed babies and it's all suddenly clear in my mind.

Breeding more fucking Republicans.

Me? Bitter? Never!
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abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 02:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
That does explain your insanity. :P
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Many doctors need a good punchin'. At least they eventually figured it out.
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I think having children when you could possible pass this sort of thing on is really selfish. But at the same time I don't think the ability to deny people children should exist.... even if, in this case, the child would have a very difficult life.


You know, the more I think of it, the less I want children.
abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 02:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Some of us do just fine with a penis, thankyouverymuch.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: September 16th, 2005 02:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well yeah. I'm not denying penisdom to those who have a penis, I'm just saying that, based on my experience with ovaries and testicles/Penis biases me heavily in favor of ovaries.

It's all about external genitalia.
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abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 02:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bull. We get the fallout from menstral cycles. In some cases, this can be life threatening. Or maybe my first girlfriend just had a rabic attack uterus.
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abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Best band name ever.
abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 02:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
True. Leave it to men to create penis slapping and tea bagging.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: September 16th, 2005 02:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
And if I could write my name in the snow without pissing down my leg, I would too!

abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
You can. I've seen gadgets online you could buy. :)
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abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Last summer I had a tendancy to sit on them because our apartment was so hot (hangloose, right?). I freaked out so much because I didn't realixe it I though I had this terrible problem where one of your testicles gets wrapped around the otther and kills it.

When I went to a doctor she told me I probably had an STD... even though I'd been in a monogamous relationship for 3 years and hadn't show anything on any of my previous tests up to that point. Idjit.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: September 16th, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
And (as we talked about earlier) if your pants are too tight you can put a bunch of metal through it to keep it in check.
abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Some body parts are sacrosanct. No penis piercings.

Why does this topic keep coming up here?

I blame you.
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abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 02:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
I really have three hands with which to work because of the person I'm binding. This is why I bind arms last, plus those knots are pretty easy.

Otherwise, I use me teeth and feet. I very incredibly dextrous toes.

Plus: I AM AMAZING.
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abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 02:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ditto. I can (maybe used to be able to) play video games with my toes. What pissed my friends off was that I could still beat them.

Seems to be a weird family trait. My Aunt can (sort of) play the mountain dulcimer with her feet and my sister can make pasta with her feet... I'm not sure how the latter works and I never really wanted her to demonstrate.
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abmann From: abmann Date: September 16th, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
I REALLY doubt it will. She lives in Sweden and I think she's lost the necessary flexibility.
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