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Dear Stomach, Since when did you run away? Have I not fed you,… - Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist — LiveJournal
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abmann
Dear Stomach,

Since when did you run away? Have I not fed you, given you good things to digest and treated you as if you were my lifeblood? Why have you shrunk so? All the other kids at the table laugh at me because I can only eat half of a 6inch sub before feeling overstuffed.

Remember the good days of buffets and desserts the size of my head? Yeah, I miss those days. Now, I can barely finish a plain baked potato. Sure, it's keeping my wallet fuller but can you really call it living when you're unable to eat that tasty cheescake on the menu, the one your friends have been raving about?

Please, dear stomach, come back. I promise I'll treat you better.

Love,
Will

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diabolic234 From: diabolic234 Date: September 14th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Speaking of tasty cheesecake I'm thinking about trying to make one sometime this month. I'll let your stomach know when its done if it feels like being brave.
abmann From: abmann Date: September 14th, 2005 06:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
mmm. ...cheesecake.
aetrix9 From: aetrix9 Date: September 14th, 2005 07:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Trust me, it comes back... but you just have to wait until you're exercising so crazy-much that you stop immediately feeding of the PudgeEnergyReserve and your body starts DEMANDING more calories. That's the stuff... But then it's a phase where you just eat and eat and eat and eat...

I remember one evening having half a box of linguini with butter and two beaten cracked eggs and half a cup of peanut butter. All mixed together... Yeah.

It's the only part of pregnancy that I look forward to (not that I'm pregnant, mind you...) - the crazy pickle milkshake food cravings. Yes!
fiendishx From: fiendishx Date: September 15th, 2005 12:57 am (UTC) (Link)
I already crave pickle milkshakes. I hope I'm not pregnant.
abmann From: abmann Date: September 15th, 2005 12:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Did you knock yourself up?
cassandraterra From: cassandraterra Date: September 14th, 2005 10:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
At least your stomach WORKS the way it SHOULD. Mine will just get sick for no reason. Be happy-you'll loose weight! Unless you don't need to. Then I guess you've just got to stuff yourself. Poor you.
From: canetonlaid Date: September 15th, 2005 04:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Trade ya!?
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