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Does it make me a bad person that I pee on the flies sitting in the urinal?

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moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: August 4th, 2005 03:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nope. I do that too. It's probably just a man thing. You know, pee on things because you can. Or maybe we're both bad people.
abmann From: abmann Date: August 4th, 2005 03:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Maybe. There's an inordinate number of flies in the bathroom here. I want to know where they come from... so I can pee on that.

In unrelated news, I'm frickin' hungry.
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abmann From: abmann Date: August 4th, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Does it require weird contraptions or really good muscular control?

Cuz if it's the former, that seems more hassle adn mess than it is worth. If it's the latter then [comment deleted to avoid death].

I doubt that site would be worksafe.
truededication From: truededication Date: August 4th, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Were the flies into golden showers? Was it a concensual scene? ;)
abmann From: abmann Date: August 4th, 2005 04:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm a terrible dom. I had no code words, no consent. I assumed that when they flew around, they just wanted me to chase them with my pee.

I hope I don't get sued.
From: (Anonymous) Date: August 4th, 2005 04:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, I have a feeling the flies may have been into that sort of scenario . . . . lol
abmann From: abmann Date: August 4th, 2005 04:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Not sure how I feel about flies with golden shower rape fantasies. Well, so long as they don't tred upon my food after they act out these fantasies, I don't mind.
dragonflyknight From: dragonflyknight Date: August 4th, 2005 06:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm going to cry now, and possibly bleed, though it's all internal bleeding, so I can't tell if i'm actually bleeding till it comes out my nose.
abmann From: abmann Date: August 4th, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
You need to get over these hang ups, Fro. Do you want to be a forty year old virgin?
dragonflyknight From: dragonflyknight Date: August 4th, 2005 09:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

Demolition?

I see the future, the future is me sitting in lazyboy in my parents basement drinking a banana brocolli shake while singing "i'm an Oscar Myer Weiner" and thinking i'm cool. No, thats not the future, I want to smear green jello all over my body and run naked through the streets while reading playboy, Why? because I want to.
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