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New hats for all!
I boughts me a new hat today. This was part of my birthday gift to myself because, clearly, I don't spend enough money as it is anyway. Because of this new hat I am now officially evil. There's no going back. While wearing my now too big, too sexy Russian Commie pants my nice striped shirt (see picture) I'm an unstoppable force for sex and communism. You'll note that my eyes take a nice red glow when I wear the hat. This was note photoshopped; I'm just that evil now.

Subsequently, I will have to destroy you all unless you placate me in some way. Now, I'm not interested (yet) in the sort of appeasement Europe granted Hitler. I don't need territory until I have an army conscripted. This means I will only accept money or slaves. So, if you wish to side-step a protracted, vexatious death please send money to:

PO Box 3973
100 Enterprise Drive
Verona, Wi. 53593

Otherwise, send me an email swearing undying fealty to my gmail account. Afterward, I'll send you instructions on how to politicize my great evilness.

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lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: July 10th, 2005 01:16 am (UTC) (Link)
I claim exemption from the above based on the evilness factor of me.
abmann From: abmann Date: July 10th, 2005 05:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Nope. Unending slavery or monies. There can be no exceptions otherwise I look weak!
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: July 10th, 2005 07:26 am (UTC) (Link)
Not exception. Exemption. And I win.
abmann From: abmann Date: July 10th, 2005 10:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Making you exempt would constitute an exception as well as an exemption.

ON YOUR KNEES, WOMAN!
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: July 10th, 2005 11:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Not a chance.
abmann From: abmann Date: July 11th, 2005 01:14 am (UTC) (Link)
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abmann From: abmann Date: July 10th, 2005 05:47 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: This SITH is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. This SITH is BANANAS! B - A - N - A - N - A - S!!

My name shall be Darth Corrigible!
not_a_girl From: not_a_girl Date: July 10th, 2005 06:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh please. I've been Overlord of the Macrocosmic All since I was eight. Don't give me shit.
abmann From: abmann Date: July 10th, 2005 10:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
So are so fucking out. Your albino powers no longer scare me.
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