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On getting older
Notes on my birthday:

Drunken women and fireworks make for excellent entertainment.
Pizza? Chinese food? Order both when conflicted because Low Mein on your pepperoni is a match made in heaven.
- Creepy delivery guys will plunder your apartment complex though.
Alcohol makes everyone funny.
- Katamary Damacy is EVEN BETTER while drunk.
Getting three phone calls from your SO's family is great.
Getting one phone call from only one biological parent is lame.
Even on my birthday I couldn't splurge on a DVD burner. :|
You can never have too many people in a one bedroom apartment with loud music and a metric fuck tonne of food.
Unsweetened coconut milk makes less exciting Pina Coladas.
Never live near a place that delivers ice cream.
Don't try gymnastics while drunk.

So... My girlfriend violated international law for my birthday present. Has yours?
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lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: July 6th, 2005 02:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
lol. If I get arrested, I'm blaming you.
abmann From: abmann Date: July 6th, 2005 02:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Doubtful. It would have been seized by now. Chances are there are more important things to deal with.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: July 6th, 2005 02:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wait.... 3 phone calls? I only remember 2. Who else?
abmann From: abmann Date: July 6th, 2005 02:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Russ was on the other line when your grandmother called. I count that as two.
dragonflyknight From: dragonflyknight Date: July 6th, 2005 02:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
I need your phone number to put in my new phoneamathingy, and since I haven't already said it enough BUON COMPLEANO MI AMICI!!!
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