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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

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moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: June 30th, 2005 01:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Two Irish guys walk out of a bar...

Hey, it could happen!
abmann From: abmann Date: June 30th, 2005 01:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
The Irish in me says, "Hells no!"
grimreaperess From: grimreaperess Date: June 30th, 2005 01:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
To the Electron: are you certain?
Electron: I'm postive.
ocarina_justin From: ocarina_justin Date: June 30th, 2005 01:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Don't you mean to the Proton? Or is the electron a liar?

Right.
grimreaperess From: grimreaperess Date: June 30th, 2005 01:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ah you found me out! Copied and pasted from a friend who I told the joke to.

*hangs head in shame*

I guess electrons could lie...
abmann From: abmann Date: June 30th, 2005 02:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Maybe he's just radiant?
feodoric From: feodoric Date: June 30th, 2005 02:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Two strings walk into a bar. The first one says:
"I'd like a beer7j;h^p49jm$#2lkjyf8605lkjH@8645^C"
The second says:
"You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
abmann From: abmann Date: June 30th, 2005 02:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's the best programmer joke ever!
feodoric From: feodoric Date: June 30th, 2005 03:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I loves that joke so much.
kittydesade From: kittydesade Date: June 30th, 2005 04:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
... oh my brain.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 30th, 2005 04:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
I take no responsibility for the state of yuor thinkmeats.
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abmann From: abmann Date: June 30th, 2005 07:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sodium: Oh Bunsen, I'm melting for you!
Bunsen: It's only a phase.

<bud-ump-bump ching!>
nefas From: nefas Date: July 1st, 2005 01:04 am (UTC) (Link)
bwahahahahaha
fiendishx From: fiendishx Date: July 2nd, 2005 06:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Two electrons walk into a bar. The first one orders a whiskey. The second electron frowns at the first and says "Aww, I was going to have that!"
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