October 20th, 2008

Cthulhu Joyce

I cast a cantrip!

For those who have not seen:
    GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do?

    OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.

    MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin.

    OBAMA: Well, if you'd bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you...

    MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party.
    Political D&D