William James Ringland's Aliases
Your movie star name: Boca William
Your fashion designer name is William Prague
Your socialite name is Lefty San Francisco
Your fly girl / guy name is W Rin
Your detective name is Wolf Willowbrook
Your barfly name is Popcorn Vodka
Your soap opera name is James Rand
Your rock star name is Kit Kat Bullet
Your star wars name is Wilpoe Rin
Your punk rock band name is The Bored Money Clip
This isn't substance but really funny:
In case you miss it… here’s the must read part:
In 2003, scientists at Paignton Zoo and the University of Plymouth, in Devon in England reported that they had left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Sulawesi Crested Macaques for a month; not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five pages (http://www.vivaria.net/experiments/notes/publication/NOTES_EN.pdf) consisting largely of the letter S, they started by attacking the keyboard with a stone, and continued by urinating and defecating on it.
i do not enjoy being reprimanded for not having information this person doesn't offer. >:|
Every time I try to help this person, he gets annoyed at me. Fuck 'im. He can continue to work every weekend for all I fucking care.