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Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist
abmann
abmann
Fire = good!
Electra was really impressively dumb last night. She discovered fire.
Here is an artist's rendition of the events.


We light candels to enjoy the night and watch some Buffy. Electra has never experience fire this close to the ground before. She inspects.
Shortbus approaches the fire




I sit down with my dibnner of clam chowder, which immediate grabs Electra's attention.
Introducing chowder to the mix




But Electra learns fire = bad!
Smoking kitty!




Well, now about a quarter of her tail hair is singed and our house smells like burned cat fur. Since getting spayed she now has a 1in x 3in shaved patch of haor for the pain killer patch she ripped off. 1 .5in x .5 in square shaved from the IV on her paw. The large patch of shaved hair on her belly. And now all that singed fur.


Goodness, is that cat dumb. But so stupidly cute. :)

Ps. I hate this.

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vicalis From: vicalis Date: January 6th, 2005 02:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Awesome artist's rendition.
abmann From: abmann Date: January 6th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah. Lost some of the definition because of the switch from bmp to gif. LJ scrapbook thinger doesn't support .bmp. :)
abmann From: abmann Date: January 6th, 2005 03:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's like te old Tom and Jerry cartoon blueprints.
cassandraterra From: cassandraterra Date: January 6th, 2005 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Poor Electra! I saw her on the couch with you a few times, but I didn't see a buring kittie.
cassandraterra From: cassandraterra Date: January 6th, 2005 03:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't get the poll thing. What's it talking about?
abmann From: abmann Date: January 6th, 2005 03:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Near as I can tell that guy is bitching that an LJ communitiy exists only for Katies. But he's posting it IN A WRITING COMMUNITY. IT'S NOT HIS FREAKIN' PERSONAL JOURNAL. I DON'T CARE!
dragonflyknight From: dragonflyknight Date: January 6th, 2005 03:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love your cats Will. Merry christmas happy new year, I send hugs and love.
abmann From: abmann Date: January 6th, 2005 03:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
YAY HI!!!
moocowrich From: moocowrich Date: January 6th, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's. Freaking. Awesome.
abmann From: abmann Date: January 6th, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Her reaction was damn funny. Less pain, more utter confusion.
runthebear From: runthebear Date: January 6th, 2005 07:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's been so long since I saw that cat, I'm glad she's doing well. I guess she moved in with you guys before I could get an idea of her intelligence... But she's such a sweet kitty!
abmann From: abmann Date: January 6th, 2005 07:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Intelligence = nil. Very unbright. :) Sweet yes. Very cuddly.
lex_of_green From: lex_of_green Date: January 7th, 2005 10:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Am beginning to think Electra is the reincarnation of Stripe, Zee's zombie kitty of ages past.

...why are so few things cuter than an abused cat?
naamah_darling From: naamah_darling Date: July 11th, 2005 08:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
XD

Okay. That's just great.

(Our cat once accidentally set herself on fire and lost some fuzz, so I find this particularly hilarious.)
abmann From: abmann Date: July 11th, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
We were highly entertained. Electra does an excellent job of entertaining me and lady_fox with her psychotic antics. :)
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