Is it so hard to leave a voice mail?
EDIT: I AM THE KING! I just figured out an elusive issue that my QA team has been having for months but couldn't reproduce! Take that crazy, stupid bug. In your fucking eye!
EDIT2: 2 seconds later, I'm part of a group of Team Leads that are being requested for a usability meeting. I am Teh Winnar. Fuck yea. Good way to end the day.