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It Had It Comin’

It Had It Comin’, originally uploaded by ABMann.

Take one chicken.
Rub with spices and butter under the skin.
Stake it before it exsanguinates your family.

You can’t trust anything any more.

This is the recipe:

We’ve made it every year for Samhain dinner for the last five years. One tip? Don’t be squeamish about staking the chicken. If you’re not forceful, you’ll not get a good stabbing and less stability.

Everyone wants a good stabbing.

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annan_dum From: annan_dum Date: October 31st, 2010 04:26 am (UTC) (Link)
The sentence "everyone wants a good stabbing" made me laugh until I had to run to the bathroom.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 31st, 2010 09:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
It is an excellent summary of the human condition, no?
not_a_girl From: not_a_girl Date: October 31st, 2010 02:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's advice for life. It's always important to be forceful in stabbing.
abmann From: abmann Date: October 31st, 2010 09:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
You really can't be a pansy about it lest it be only a flesh wound.
dylsexia From: dylsexia Date: October 31st, 2010 05:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
abmann From: abmann Date: October 31st, 2010 09:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, only if you lick it....
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