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Taking a break as my brain hurts
From Zug.com: Penis Prank

"How long do you continue to take VIMAX PILLS?" asks the Web site for Vimax, one of the 25,000 penis pills on the market. The surprising answer: "Our recommendation is when you get to 8 inches stop taking VIMAX PILLS but the choice is up to you." But what if you don't stop at 8 inches? I could just imagine my penis growing to 44 or 45 inches in size, long enough to get the leaves out of my gutters in the springtime. That would be awesome.

But wait, there's more! In addition to "mind-blowing orgasms" and "improved sexual stamina," some pills can also "triple the amount of semen you produce." This is from prosolutionspills.com, which promises, "it will flow out all over your girlfriend drowning her in your semen. The power of your ejaculation will improve so when your orgasm is 'shoots out'." That's a direct quote. I think that all of us want improve so when our orgasm is "shoots out." I know I do.

EDIT: The colors of my Outlook Calendar is such that today happens to be entirely brown. Suck.

Current Mood: cheerful OMGWTFBYOBBQ!!!

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kaylithin From: kaylithin Date: December 14th, 2004 11:54 am (UTC) (Link)
Murder by semen? What a terrible, terrible way to go.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 14th, 2004 12:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ah.. yeah. Pretty bad.
kaylithin From: kaylithin Date: December 14th, 2004 12:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
I wonder if they'd ever put it in an edition of Clue...
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 14th, 2004 03:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
If they do, I want that version.
dragonflyknight From: dragonflyknight Date: December 15th, 2004 12:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
They have a version of life where you can be a Giggolo as a proffession, and some negative cards give you toxic waste and broken trees.
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