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Dumb and Dumberest

Note to self:
PRE-marital sex causes cervical cancer.

Actions to take:
-Get married
Then
-Sell marriage as cancer cure.
-Follow up with Jesus as AIDS vaccine.

Note to self:
Now I can get AIDS from sweat and tears.
I imagine toilet seats and hugging will be discovered as unforeseen vectors soon as well.

Actions to take:
-Stop using public toilets
-Bring bleach if necessary.
    Addendum: stop going to bathroom all together.


Thank you, Abstinence-centered educators, I understand now.

-ABM

Current Mood: grumpy OMGWTF??!!eleven!q

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